Si-A-erra: Yup, shame. Some things just aren't meant to be.
Hyp: Nope, you still have that one coming.
EDIT: The gist of the hostel stay.
We arrived at the hostel at about noon on the 25th of Dec, dumped our bags, and took a walk around Copenhagen. Visited the Green Light District on Christiania, where she bought herself some weed. By her own admission she comes a lot harder when high, so we were going to try that.
We were back in the room at about 4 PM, laid around a bit, and then another round of teasing and then riding - the only kind of proper ****ing she could really handle at the time. She was so tight that I couldn't flex my **** without hurting her. None the less, she came around my cock. We decided to get adventurous at that point, but were shot down pretty quickly again, when I bent her over a bedside table and a mix of blood, lube and wetness promptly dripped from her ***** onto the floor. Neither of us could help laughing, and we decided it'd probably be better to go slow and stick to missionary - and then, for the first time since her visit started (and indeed for the first time in ten days), I came. It was on her stomach after some careful missionary - in the months leading up to it, she'd found the idea of blowing a guy to be a major turn-on, and wanted to try swallowing as well - so she dipper her finger in it and tasted it, without hesitation.
Late dinner at a fancy restaurant, lamb for her and beef tenderloin for me. Good wine. Back to the room, shower and sit around, before hitting the bars around 10:30 PM. This girl is the kinda girl that gets in a dancing mood when she gets tipsy - moving her hips as you stand close in the bar. Neither of us really wanted to dance, though - but boy did we drink. We decided that I was to drink more than her due to gender and body volume, so I was doing three shots or drinks every time she did two. Hopping from bar to bar, we'd stop at alleys to kiss and feel each other up. Of course, we ended up in our room again, where we got undressed quickly, and drunkenly, and then she straddled me, leaning in to kiss... stopping because she had "horrible beer breath" and wanted to brush her teeth, as she said. I wasn't about to tell her otherwise and risk not getting down and dirty. Of course, at that point I felt umpteen shots (the rough estimate is 24) and drinks on their way up again. Getting up and puking in the trashcan, I could hear her stop her tooth-brushing. I then barfed again, coughed, hoisted the bag out of the trashcan, and walked into the bathroom with my barf-bag to dump it in the closed trashcan in there, so it wouldn't smell.
In the bathroom, she looked at the barf bag, asked if I was okay, then finished brushing her teeth. Brushing my teeth seemed like a good idea at that point, so I did - and then I crawled back to bed with her. Neither of us remember how long it lasted, but we ****ed for quite a while after that - though neither of us came.
EDIT 2:
Morning after the puke incident, we ****ed again. More fingering, more riding, and more missionary. This time she turned around and took my load in her mouth when I was about to blow. I left her rather sore, though. The day was spent walking the city, and then she smoked half of her joint before dinner pizza, and half after. We smuggled the remnants of the pizza back to out room, and then farted around the room, eating cookies. She was far too sore to have sex, though.
The morning after was the day she was set to leave, so it was "soreness be damned, we're ****ing now", which turned into a ride where she came and then taking her roughly from behind, making her so loud that I'm positive the people next door heard her. This went on until I couldn't hold back anymore, and blew another load in her mouth. That was rounded off with a shower, and then I walked her to the train.
In the end, we left that room with bloodied sheets, and a trashcan that contained a bloody and ***-filled condom, puke that was 90 percent booze, pizza boxes that should never have been there, and a roach. Good times.