The Sex Thread.

[Harkon Haakonson]

If you'd only ****ed her in the ass, you'd have no such worries.

O rly. Refer to your own avatar Tralfie. 

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Go to a fast food place, ask to use theirs.  Or, you could use Kickstarter or something to get money for one. 

Mmmyeah, I've seen the local fast food places... couldn't PAY me to use their disease-ridden equipment.

On a side note  all you need a pan about an inch deep with about 1/2 inch  of any oil/fat you like. Just  put your chimichanga, aka the fried burrito, in there and then let still a minute before giving it a turn.

Do you have any advice re: oil types? I have easy access to sunflower, rapeseed or olive oil, but whilst my preference is for olive, sunflower is cheaper and easier to heat.

You can deep-fry in a large pot. Fill with oil, heat to 190C/375F and toss in your burrito. I'd recommend metal tongs to retrieve it, though.

Also, if you actually go through with this for some reason, since you'll have the oil I recommend making your own french fries (or crisps if you prefer) as well as cutting some beef into cubes and frying it.

Yeah I have metal tongs as I do fry samosas, which taste totally amazing BTW. I'm not big on french-fries, though. I prefer chips (aka, steak-fries to the yanks) and frankly, I've found some awesome oven-chips that are just to die for. I only buy fried chips (fried steak fries) when I go out on my bike. Because, y'know, when you've ridden 70 miles, you need some delicious fried potatoey goodness.

Anyroad, I now return this topic to... whatever non-delicious topic it's meant to be.

 

[leprechaun]

Four-day break in Croatia with the missus. Sunburn kills the mood a bit - use plenty of sunscreen, folks!

 

[Mrs. Dryvus]

Do you have any advice re: oil types? I have easy access to sunflower, rapeseed or olive oil

Yeah, "rapeseed?" The politically correct name for this oil is now grapeseed, thanks. So say non-rapists everywhere.

 

[pentagathus]

That is a joke right?

 

[Mrs. Dryvus]

I don't joke about rapeseed, thanks.

 

[pentagathus]

Do you joke about joking about rapeseed?

 

[Mrs. Dryvus]

To do that would be to indirectly condone joking about rapeseed. No thanks, thanks.

 

[Delora Filth]

You joking about my seed now?

 

[Dalkar]

I'll grape your seed.

 

[Delora Filth]

I'll seed your rape.

 

[Dalkar]

I'll grape your rape.

 

[Delora Filth]

I'll rape your grape.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

Rape vineyards.

 

[Dryvus]

I'm baking a rapeapple pie to finish off my rape luck buffet party.

 

[Krik]

This is all I have to say on the subject.

 

[Delora Filth]

Why no invite? I love me a good rapefest.

 

[Tralfaz]

You are bad men.  You rape the fields, and pillage the women! 

 

[Delora Filth]

That's the way it's supposed to be done. History books got it all wrong.

 

[RoboSenshi]

Talk about...
*puts on glasses*
Planting your seeds!

BOOM!