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Mrs. Dryvus
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Nah, she was slow on my legs and arms too. Especially with the nether-crevice, one has to take great care to gel it up proper and not laser any of the inner labia, so she was being especially careful fondling my lady-junk.
That sounds pretty hot actually. Stereotypical lesbian massage porno. 
So, Mrs. Dryvus, what about the woman that does laser on you, is she any decent looking?
I do it too, but not around my genitals and she's an old bat so there's no erection risk...
I do it too, but not around my genitals and she's an old bat so there's no erection risk...
Notice that Harkonette said "genitals" and not something more specific. 
Mrs. Dryvus
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She's decent. Persian, like most of the aestheticians I see. She's in her mid-thirties, but she looks like she takes care of herself. She also had a tattoo of two black paws going up her arm.Harkon Haakonson said:
Interesting. Well if a girl wants to be spanked or have her pulled I won't argue I guess. That stuff won't be happening to me though.
Glad I'm not the only one.Dryvus said:
Sounds like the start of a pornoMrs. Dryvus said:
Aha! Though I did mention erection risk. Prolapsing labia on arousal?MadocComadrin said:Notice that Harkonette said "genitals" and not something more specific.
Beat you to it!roboWarrior001 said:Sounds like the start of a porno
Three words: corpus cavernosum clitoridis. (NSFW to look up, but it's completely normal, non-diseased/not-disgusting anatomy).
(NSFW to look up, but it's completely normal, non-diseased/not-disgusting anatomy).
Lyze
Baron
roboWarrior001 said:
Speaking from experience, there are good pains, and bad pains, and a sharp bite on the ear would send me into "what the ****!" mode. Now, move that to the shoulder, back, neck, or lower abdomen, and it's a-****ing-okay, but yeah, that sounds unpleasant. Harm, rather than hurt (former is bad, latter is good).
roboWarrior001 said:
Gentle nibbling on the ears and around the ears is great! It's an erogenous zone. But it's also sensitive. Speaking personally (because we're all special flowers in this regard), light pain sensation around and on the ear is wonderful, but a hard bite will completely take me out of the moment. But yeah, pain is pleasure for a lot of people. And that thing about reactions has a term: "reaction junkie"; a lot of sadists are like that - personally, it's awesome when they are reaction junkies, because then you don't have to worry if you're in a pain-receiving role about how you react, it'll just feed their fire. I'm a card carrying masochist though, so that **** be coo'. If she wants to slap me, dig nails in, etc, etc, during sex? Completely down with that from my female monogamous partner. It's ****ing hot. But to each their own. The important thing is figuring out what you like (and maybe keeping an open mind - you'd be surprised what you end up liking).
IA said:
Curious. I more or less enjoy the lower lip, when the power balance shifts to her end, but when I'm more or less "topping" during a bout of rough animalistic sex, the upper lip is what sets me off. I wonder if there's a quantifiable pattern... we must investigate! For science!
You can deep-fry in a large pot. Fill with oil, heat to 190C/375F and toss in your burrito. I'd recommend metal tongs to retrieve it, though.Pharaoh Llandy said:
Also, if you actually go through with this for some reason, since you'll have the oil I recommend making your own french fries (or crisps if you prefer) as well as cutting some beef into cubes and frying it.
On topic: Recently had a little stroke of bad luck. Was with a girl and had to run to a 24-hour convenience store for condoms early in the morning. The cheapest brand wasn't a great idea; condom #2 snapped somewhen towards the end of the night.
You're right I guess, it's good to have an open mind.Lyze said:
9 months later...Ruthven said:On topic: Recently had a little stroke of bad luck. Was with a girl and had to run to a 24-hour convenience store for condoms early in the morning. The cheapest brand wasn't a great idea; condom #2 snapped somewhen towards the end of the night.
They have pills for this sort of thing.roboWarrior001 said:9 months later...Ruthven said:On topic: Recently had a little stroke of bad luck. Was with a girl and had to run to a 24-hour convenience store for condoms early in the morning. The cheapest brand wasn't a great idea; condom #2 snapped somewhen towards the end of the night.
That's only if she chooses to take that pill though. Anyways, potentially welcome to the brotherhood of daddyness. Hope you enjoy ulcers, sleep deprivation, and having maybe an hour a week to do stuff you want to do.
Tralfaz
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Ruthven said:They have pills for this sort of thing.roboWarrior001 said:9 months later...Ruthven said:On topic: Recently had a little stroke of bad luck. Was with a girl and had to run to a 24-hour convenience store for condoms early in the morning. The cheapest brand wasn't a great idea; condom #2 snapped somewhen towards the end of the night.
My priest told me the morning after pill is abortion! You murderer!Ruthven said:
I was joking, just for the record.
Sorry for any accidental racism.
On a more serious note, had a scare like that as well during school days.
After a party I had hooked up again with an ex of mine. We were both hammered as all hell. When a friend of mine asked me on the MOnday afterwards if we had ued condoms, because, you know, we hadn't been together for a month and who knows if she continued to take the pill without a steady boyfriend, I honestly couldn't remember.
She didn't help one bloody bit by refusing to answer my calls and texts >.>
Was scared ****less for a couple of days until I finally got a hold of her.
I know, right? Alas...
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