The Script

[Mr 47]

No offence or anything, but the dialoug needs a bit of work...
I mean, what self respecting bandit rides up to somebody and says "Hey! You have gold and we have nothing! Not fair! Give us your gold!"?
I would suggest something along the lines of "Your money or your life!" which is a good all-round bandit line.
Most of the people in Zendar have fairly good lines, but most other towns and NPC's are a bit...odd. The lines seem stilted and off-key, as with the bandit line.

 

[ironpants]

"Stand and deliver! Hand over your lupins..."

 

[Narcissus]

"Give me your wallet, your watch, and your woman .... now, just walk away. Walk faster!!"

Narcissus

 

[Hirokache]

The nifty bit is that all of the dialogue is easily accessable (and therefore changeable). Someone with some dialogue-producing abilities should write some up for us

 

[Wanderer]

Nah nah nah, I want to see the bandits be more accurate.

"Look, your men can't kill all of us, but you might, if we don't hit you in the head with a rock. For 1600, you don't have to gamble the 800 we'd steal and the money you'd spend getting new random supplies that we'd carry off and killing a few of your knights."

 

[Mr 47]

Thieves Guild:
"Hello sir, this is an official robbery.
For a theft of 25 dollars you will receive immunity for six months, for a theft of fifty dollars you are entitled to a further six months of immunity and this fetching gift set of crystal glassess. For a theft of one hundred dollars you will receive 24 months of immunity, the glass set AND this handy barbeque kit, be the envy of your friends and neighbors!"

 

[Dread]

I actually find most of the bandit messages tounge-in-cheek and pretty funny. Not sure if armagan is going for that, but either way, I like it.

 

[alesch]

The River Pirates should say "Give us your clothes now!" and I probably would, 'cause I kindof pity the poor naked bastards.

 

[Piddyx]

Arrgh! We be River Pirates! Hand over your dubloons before we keil haul you!

 

[Madcows]

" give us yee shoes!! it be hard walk'n in these mountains!! " from the mountian bandits.


and the forest bandits need some robin hood feel to them, every time I slaughter one group, I just cant help but think robin hood will exact his revenge on me.