The Religion of The Ravens
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surely they can cross over? haha
Updated the gods list by the way, stay true to the real faith maties!
It recently got founded, and i'm not even done with all of the gods yet, what did you expect? That i would just make a religion and suddenly all the people would be on their knees kissing my feet saying "hill the raven!"?
Centurion770
Sergeant
This Religions gonna die so fast, whos gonna care about all these different fool gods, keep it simple
Centurion770 说:
The religion itself haven't really started, right now it's in the midst of creation.. Anyhow, that is not why i am posting.. I am here to tell you about the Tales, of the first Raven to reach the lands of PW. That's right.. Our all favorite.. Martin The Raven.. Martin, when he first landed with his boat on the beach he jumped out.. And took a walk, decided to walk around for a bit.. And decided to act how he acts in his homeland Trondr.. But after a few hours a man swooped down from the sky and looked at him with his red and furious eyes.. The man was wearing some sort of.. black armour.. And the man said to Martin with a dark deep voice "If you are going to keep on acting like this. I will have to punish you, please read the rules.." He handed Martin a scroll. Where there was rules about how you could act in these lands, Martin read them all.. Didn't even miss a part, though since he was used to his peoples traditions he found the rules.. silly, though he knew that if he did not follow them. One of the dark armour wearing men would come and punish him. So to clear off the fog from his mind, he decided to take a walk. And before he even knew it, he was at a mine. He could hear the pick axes being swung against the ore inside the mine. And the sweat dripping on the floor. So he decided to walk inside the mine and look who was there and how they looked, once he entered he saw a man smoking a pipe. Looking around himself at a bunch of dead people. They looked like miners.. Martin looks at the man and laughs, the man gets scared and launches a arrow at Martin. Almost hitting him in the jewels. Martin so draw his blade at him.. They fought intill blood and sweat ran, but they had to give up.. They both were leaning against the wall on each side of the mine. After a few minutes they both manage to catch their breath and talk it out, deciding they would handle the issue, by a archery contest.. After a couple of cups with mead Martin finds out the man is named Rasorath. Even though Martin decided calling him Strider, for some weird reason.. Maybe it was because of how a hard time Rasorath had striding to get the upperhand over Martin. Rasorath suggests to have the contest at night so it will be harder, Martin agrees to this.. Meanwhile, Rasorath introduces Martin to his friends.. A sly and cunning fellow named Le Fox which Martin holds a big suspicion towards since he was drooling at Martin's cookie bag containing the holy cookie. And then we have NotsofarNorthman.. A strange fellow, all he talks about is killing and robbing.. And without any introducion Martin meets a strange fellow named Pushkin.. He claimed to be poor, but he didn't look that poor.. He was sitting and drinking apple juice in the tavern.. He later asked Martin for some coins.. And once Martin gave him the coin Pushkin was straight infront of the bartenders face asking for more apple juice.. Probably a drinking addiction Martin thought.. And then it was night.. Martin and Rasorath was at the range field.. Rasorath takes the first shot and hits in the middle.. Martin takes a bad shot and misses.. Strider laughs.. And Martin facepalms.. While Martin is busy facepalming Strider decides to be sly and shoots Martin in his butt.. Martin reacts and gets scared.. He so starts jumping while yelling "Woosh!" He jumps away from the range field, while Rasorath stands scratching himself in the head wondering what the heck just happened, many years later.. Rasorath and Martin lay down their grudges and become friends, but in the meanwhile Martin have made new friends and new foes ofcourse.. While the foes goes unnamed.. Because he couldn't keep the count of them all, the friends stands named.. Martin had met a sword brother from the past. Asgrim, who later became a blood brother by drinking the Ravens blood. And Sasha.. A nomad.. Martin noticed her beauty.. And acted like a nomad and lied to Sasha that he was one.. Sasha had a suspicion that Martin wasn't really a nomad.. Maybe it was the chainmail and the nordic helmet and the way he acted that gave her the suspicion? Who knows.. Well... Sasha was pregnant, and needed money.. Since her husband Rabbit have left her and haven't showed up for years, Martin offered her money to keep the child, but she went to get a abortion. And it was successful. Martin so started to meet with Sasha more.. Though one day, Martin reached word that Sasha have spent her night with Asgrim.. Martin in anger decides that he will kill his own sword and blood brother over this, but also at the same time, Rabbit arrives to the lands.. And Martin is not impressed what he sees. He starts calling Rabbit, Dirtman.. And now Martin feels betrayed by both sides. Though when he meets Asgrim.. He forgets what he did.. And starts plotting with Asgrim, against Sasha.. Even though Asgrim dissapears from the lands.. And Martin still keeps on plotting alone, he finds his old "friends" Le_Fox and Rasorath.. Also he occasionally meets with NotsofarNorthman.. Years go, Martin raises a own kingdom on the name of his home tribe, Trondr.. But it quickly falls after a few months, and Martin retires to be a robber along with Rasorath and Le_Fox. And they rob and plunder the lands for many years intill Le_Fox betrays Martin.. And steals the holy cookie from Martins cookie bag. And then devours the cookie.. Many Ravens hold grudges against Le_Fox for this, though some forgives him.. (Sorry for bad grammer, if there was any.. Also this is just a small small story... Not all of it really happened.. But the backstabbing act from Le_Fox happened... That's all i can say...)
I built that wall to keep the god damnd trolls away.. Trolling my threads..... Well.. NO MORE!
Citizen_Kane
Sergeant at Arms
It seems that all the awesome people have their own cult now.
Ladies.. Ladies.. Ops i mean transvetites... Calm down now... You are all beauties.. No need to fight over me.. This counts for both you and Legolan, Fox..
Oh.. Very well.. He she is mine Legolan! *raises his fists readying for fighting*
