The Refugee Kafuffle
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First they came for Starobrno, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not drink Starobrno.
Then they came for Budweiser, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not drink Budweiser.
Then they came for Staropramen, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not drink Staropramen.
Then...
Because I did not drink Starobrno.
Then they came for Budweiser, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not drink Budweiser.
Then they came for Staropramen, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not drink Staropramen.
Then...
Cyborg Eastern European 说:First they came for Starobrno, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not drink Starobrno.
Then they came forBudweiserGambrinus, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not drink Budweiser.
Then they came for Staropramen, and I did not speak out—
Because I did not drink Staropramen.
Then...
BBC: World strucked with awe as thousands of Muslims refugees are forced to convert after unintetionally devouring alcoholic beverage
Refugee camps in the Czech Republic are seeing progressive deislamisation after a faulty logistic supplied camps with beer instead of much needed water. On 17th of November around 9AM, a group of trucks belonging to a company responsible for a distribution of bottled fresh water among the inhabitants of refugee camps entered a camp in Bělá-Jezová in central Bohemia and employees of the Department for Asylum and Migration Policy of the Ministry of Interior started handling bottles to thirsty refugees.
The problem with the delivery became apparent at around noon, when some of the refugees started to behave erraticaly and a medical helicopter had to be called due to one instance of alcohol poisoning.
Ahmed ben Mesli, refugee from Syria, described the situation: "I thought immediately that there is something wrong with the water as the bottles were very different to ones that we were given before. But I decided to take a sip and it tasted like a sweet water, so my whole family assumed it is just some change in the distribution. It wasn't until later that we were told there was a mistake and this Staropramen water is actually a Czech beer."
A panic ensued among the refugees, as Islamic religion outlaw a consumption of alcohol. Facing existential crisis, many refugees started to seek help of Islam scholars. Czech Ministry of Foreign affairs managed to get al-Azhar involved in the issue and in two days al-Azhars's experts on Qur'an and Islamic law sent their ruling.
In this ruling, al-Azhar claims that while certain conditions can justify consumption of alcohol, consumption of certain brands can be classified as Blashpemy. To a dismay of broken refugees, Staropramen was including in the addendum to the ruling.
"My whole life is over," said Ahmed ben Mesli. "I cannot go back to Syria because my parents would surely have killed me for the shame I brought upon my family. I am a disgrace in the eyes of Allah."
Confrontation with the ruling brought many Muslims to a conclusion that conversion is the only option left for them. Several villages clear to Bělá-Jezová had to cancel Sunday masses to ensure their capacity can meet the refugees' demand for baptism. Several Muslims had decided to go to extremes and embraced atheism.
The BBC's Burt Collins in Brussels says the European Commission, the executive of the EU, is assembling an investigation team asked with uncovering the origin of this mistake. Czech Security Information Service intel suggests that certain anti-islamic groups may be involved in orchestrating this scheme as far-right groups in the Czech Republic are known to have commited similar acts, including publicly walking dogs in a Muslim presence or painting a mosque's doors with pork fat. This view is not shared by Europol which still believes the mistake may be genuine. The investigation is still yet to start, but it is certain that it will be in the spotlights of world media throughout the whole investigation.
However, effects of what is now referred to as the Czech pisswater incident are now gaining sympathy in other countries of the European Union.
Following Czech events, Germany's economy skyrocketed as Europe finally found a use for Heineken.
"We were considering obtaining more razor wire, but bad beer is much more elegant solution" said János Áder, the president of Hungary. However, certain Human Rights organisations including Amnesty International oppose the Heineken treatment as a breach of human rights, citing Article 5 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights that states that no one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment.. This issue will definitely be brought before the European Court of Human Rights in the future. In the meantime, countries are enlarging their stockpiles.
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Perfect
Holy ****, that was glorious!
Swissky
And then they'll come to Scandinavia. Hey Eesti, you want into Nordic? I have task for you!
Front page of tomorrow's (Thursday 2nd September) Independent newspaper.
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Swissky
Fairly sure it doesn't work in that context. Also, päy Gripen denbts!
Swissky
Iceland is loosening its immigration policy, last I heard.
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