Worbah
Grandmaster Knight
First of all, Mount & Blade, and the people who whine about it:
A lot of people come to these forums to whine about the game, especially the graphics. I think that the graphics are more than adequate. ****, I've got 20 or so fps when my Swad knights charge. And my computer is a 2800+ AMD, 512 ram, with a Gforce 6600 Whatever (Can't remember it specificly). I can't understand these kids who simply come to the forum to ***** and moan about graphics. They probably think that Fallouts suck because they aren't visually incredible. They buy ****ed up shooters like Pariah because they are graphically good eventhough the gameplay is about as delightfull as eating satans ****. I bought the bloody thing, sold it to some idiot the next day, and went back to M&B. Does that say something about the value of good gameplay?
But I've figured it out. I introduced this game to a friend of a friend, whom I've always thought of as, well, maybe not a retard but a simpler person. He started playing. He was like 'WTF?' in the character creation, he just randomly slapped away the points. He got to Zendar, said 'this is retarded' after four seconds of actually playing. I adviced him to get a level or two, by going to the arena or the trainer. He didn't. I gave him a ton of sound advice. Yet he still wanted to attack 14 mountain bandits alone. 'remember to block', 'aim when you shoot', hold down the button when you use the bow', etc. He said that he'd kick their asses. Needless to say, he lost. He then exited the game and deleted it. He called the game retarded, and I said you just lost because you are an asshat. He didn't like that. BUT I FIGURED IT ALL OUT! Most of the people who come to bash the game here have the attention span of a burning squirrel.
Right, what's next? Oh well, I'll post more when things come to mind.
A lot of people come to these forums to whine about the game, especially the graphics. I think that the graphics are more than adequate. ****, I've got 20 or so fps when my Swad knights charge. And my computer is a 2800+ AMD, 512 ram, with a Gforce 6600 Whatever (Can't remember it specificly). I can't understand these kids who simply come to the forum to ***** and moan about graphics. They probably think that Fallouts suck because they aren't visually incredible. They buy ****ed up shooters like Pariah because they are graphically good eventhough the gameplay is about as delightfull as eating satans ****. I bought the bloody thing, sold it to some idiot the next day, and went back to M&B. Does that say something about the value of good gameplay?
But I've figured it out. I introduced this game to a friend of a friend, whom I've always thought of as, well, maybe not a retard but a simpler person. He started playing. He was like 'WTF?' in the character creation, he just randomly slapped away the points. He got to Zendar, said 'this is retarded' after four seconds of actually playing. I adviced him to get a level or two, by going to the arena or the trainer. He didn't. I gave him a ton of sound advice. Yet he still wanted to attack 14 mountain bandits alone. 'remember to block', 'aim when you shoot', hold down the button when you use the bow', etc. He said that he'd kick their asses. Needless to say, he lost. He then exited the game and deleted it. He called the game retarded, and I said you just lost because you are an asshat. He didn't like that. BUT I FIGURED IT ALL OUT! Most of the people who come to bash the game here have the attention span of a burning squirrel.
Right, what's next? Oh well, I'll post more when things come to mind.
And unfortunately true as well 
