The OFFICIAL manly man thread. *flex*

[rejenorst]

Ok, let's think this a bit through.

You want to do a guy. That's gay.
You want to do a gay guy. That's gay, too.
So even if you want to do a gay guy without the gay it's still gay and totally NOT alpha!

I was talkin about manly shower if you are talkin to me.

No manlier shower than in prison... oh crap I dropped the soap... *avoids looking at it*

 

[Soil]

Ok, let's think this a bit through.

You want to do a guy. That's gay.
You want to do a gay guy. That's gay, too.
So even if you want to do a gay guy without the gay it's still gay and totally NOT alpha!

Ever been to prison?

Do you think that's how pent would do kobrag?

Ah, I got him wrong anyway.

Showering with a gay when you exactly know it is still gay. No matter what you say.

 

[Pavlov]

If I bring whores can I join Pav?

No whores during manly shower time! you lose alpha points!

Ok, let's think this a bit through.

You want to do a guy. That's gay.
You want to do a gay guy. That's gay, too.
So even if you want to do a gay guy without the gay it's still gay and totally NOT alpha!

It's not gay to **** a man in the ass so long as there are no feelings involved. Remember, it's just anal sex, with a man, for your pleasure and/or dominance.

 

[Seff]

Raping another male is an excellent way of humiliating him and making him look womanly in the eyes of the women.

 

[pentagathus]

If I bring whores can I join Pav?

No whores during manly shower time! you lose alpha points!

I meant for after or before the shower.

 

[Soil]

Raping a male in front of women is a totally different story! That's really alpha.

 

[Pavlov]

Raping another male is an excellent way of humiliating him and making him look womanly in the eyes of the women.

See, Seff has been studying the code also!

Remember, *****es love a proven rapist!

 

[rejenorst]

Raping a male in front of women is a totally different story! That's really alpha.

Dear Soil,

You are invited to milk and cookies at Rejenorst and Wenche's get together bash.
Please bring as little as possible.

Kind Regards Rej.

 

[Soil]

Uhhh, who's Wenche?

And I think I'll have to pass because I... erm... got lactose intollerance? Yeah, I have to fart all the time after drinking milk. Marking my territory, y' know. It's pretty bad.

EDIT:

I resent your comment about us guys being single. I aint.

I do also. It's suggested in a way that being single is inferior. Many prefer being single, myself included.

WOO! High five *flex*

 

[rejenorst]

Uhhh, who's Wenche?

And I think I'll have to pass because I... erm... got lactose intollerance? Yeah, I have to fart all the time after drinking milk. Marking my territory, y' know. It's pretty bad.

EDIT:

I resent your comment about us guys being single. I aint.

I do also. It's suggested in a way that being single is inferior. Many prefer being single, myself included.

WOO! High five *flex*

Wenche is whomever I damn well please now get your ****ing pants off and make like a dog for the door!

 

[italiano]

Raping a male in front of women is a totally different story! That's really alpha.

Raping a man anywhere, but preferably in front of a crowd, is always alpha, even more so in these days of 'laws' (that seem to mainly suppress traditional alpha behaviour).

 

[Soil]

Yeah, but in front of women it's a lot more alpha.

 

[morgoth2005]

The difference is between being sodomised (case in point - Kobie) and doing the act. While one is obviously much more humiliating and much less alpha than the other, remaining consensual, they both remain quite a bit gay.

Now rape, on the other hand is a completely different fish. Being raped just means you're crap. And/or look nice. Doing the act, obviously asserts your male, and therefore, alpha dominance, but in my eyes, is a bit gay too. I mean why rape a man when you can do a woman?

And by the way, *flex*

 

[italiano]

I mean why rape a man when you can do a woman?

So he learns not to trespass on your territory, that is, your females.

 

[Zilberfrid]

Raping someone is bound to get you killed.

 

[Soil]

You must have already tried it, right?

 

[Orj]

Are you implying that Zilberfrid is a zombie? I don't think decaying fingers would type too well. It would take ages with the spell checker to correct everything. And the fine motor control required to click on the 'Submit Post' button... Well beyond a zombie.

 

[James]

I just killed myself working out. I can barely move.

*flex...*

And thus I wimp out.


I smell something fierce though.

 

[Soil]

See, James managed to submit a post after killing himself so shush.

 

[Zilberfrid]

Are you implying that Zilberfrid is a zombie? I don't think decaying fingers would type too well. It would take ages with the spell checker to correct everything. And the fine motor control required to click on the 'Submit Post' button... Well beyond a zombie.

I did feel a little dead after new year's eve. Could have had to do with a lot of champagne, whisky and cognac, or the boat.