The OFFICIAL manly man thread. *flex*

[morgoth2005]

The admins are too manly to care...

 

[Archonsod]

We're men (manly men) we're men in tights ....

 

[13 Spider Bloody Chain]

We're men (manly men) we're men in tights ....

Unfortunately, as manly as we are, we do NOT roam around the forest looking for fights.

 

[Captain Kris]

I like to roam around my kitchen looking for food.
Manly food obviously.

 

[scootar]

We're men (manly men) we're men in tights ....

Unfortunately, as manly as we are, we do NOT roam around the forest looking for fights.

Good idea, we would have more manly fight if we roam these streets in tights. 

 

[Soil]

Because fighting alone doesn't show enough manliness.

EDIT: or should I rather say manhood?

 

[James]

I'll pass. I don't think I fit in.

Dude, you're a ****ing blacksmith. You're about as manly as they get.

Oh yeah.

All right. I'm so manly from blacksmithing that my right arm is bigger than my left.

Am I doing it right?

 

[13 Spider Bloody Chain]

I'll pass. I don't think I fit in.

Dude, you're a ****ing blacksmith. You're about as manly as they get.

Oh yeah.

All right. I'm so manly from blacksmithing that my right arm is bigger than my left.

Am I doing it right?

You wield in your hand a hammer, a steel hammer so mighty that our flacid wangs tremble in fear of it.

With that hammer you forge the mighties of armors, steel that none of our pathetic little hands could hope to scratch.

MANLY *FLEX*

 

[pentagathus]

Yeah, I woke up my  mate this morning by throwing stuff at his window. Then we mulched around in a manly way as he had a manly breakfast. Then we met my cousin at the shop. Some chav tried to slap my mate so we got all manly on his ass. We then beat up his mates who were manly but not alhpa manly. Then we went out an got a gun from my other mate, went down to an old disabled ladies house (to see if she was alright cos we're nice alpah men) and she said she needed some pidgeons shooting (even though she's a hippi vegetarian.) So we shot some stuff and went back to ma mates. Another mate turned up. Eventualy after more manly mulching we went out to see some *****es an got all manly on them. The snake got what it wanted.
*Flex*
For all you manly men who don't want to read that much:
Beat up some chavs and had me a *****.
*Flex*

 

[Pavlov]

Last night I ****ed a whore with a fat ass and then this morning I masturbated thinking about it. That's what's up bra's!

*high fives everyone*

 

[Seff]

*Flex*

 

[Krieg Corp.]

I can probably bench press a higher percentage of my body weight than most of the guys on this forum.

Advantage of gymnastics = too much working out.

Gymanastics?ha ha ha .I can powerlift,with free weights,320 pds over my head and I weigh in at 225.Not bad for a 42 year old father of three.Lets see you youngsters do the same when you are my age.That's manly.FLEX (and destroys shirt).

 

[italiano]

About time, there needs to be some sort of refuge from the pansy 'dating' and 'feeling' threads.

Not bad for a 42 year old father of three

Strong, but you lose points on possibly being married.

I can probably bench press a higher percentage of my body weight than most of the guys on this forum.

Most 'guys' here also ask for suggestions on 'dating' and post their 'feelings'. Real men don't do that ****, and are required to bench press enough to be able to sling two or three females over the shoulder while fighting off pansies with the free hand.

 

[pentagathus]

If he loses points does he gain some for being almost definitly fertile? And he says he's 42, I have 42 pms. Weird. Do we only flex here?
*Flex*

 

[Krieg Corp.]

But I get points back because I cheat on her.

 

[Mage246]

That's pretty scummy of you....

 

[italiano]

No, fertility gives no points, unless we're talking hundreds of kids birthed by different females.

That's pretty scummy of you....

No, but it does lack alpha. An alpha male could never be controlled by a female, and therefore would never enter a monogamous relationship. He only gets points if both females knows about it.

 

[pentagathus]

Does unfirtility lose points?

 

[italiano]

Of course, as the only reason for existence is to breed and ensure the survival of his genes.

 

[Pavlov]

But I get points back because I cheat on her.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Winnar!

Major role model alpha points!

*high five WHILE flexing*