The OFFICIAL manly man thread. *flex*

[Mage246]

Get out of here, this is a thread for men and their exploits, not the lies of boastful boys.

 

[James]

I can probably bench press a higher percentage of my body weight than most of the guys on this forum.

With your forearms, that's no surprise.

 

[hayabusa12]

I can probably bench press a higher percentage of my body weight than most of the guys on this forum.

With your forearms, that's no surprise.

Owww

James got jokes!

 

[Suspect-Device]

I can bench press 5 whores at once with my penis, in the ass.

 

[El Georgeo McFudge]

Lets all have sweaty, hairy stacks on someone.

 

[Suspect-Device]

Anyone but manslayer?

 

[Guan_Chung]

Am I allowed in here?

 

[Ruthven]

Oh snap.

 

[Pavlov]

Yes, but it loud enough to drown out your *****'s *****ing?

See, he got the manly way of talking about *****es down!

Alpha points bra!

*high five*

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Alpha's club lol

 

[Bellum]

I play violent video games while sitting on my ass and eating Doritos.

New age manliness, *****!

 

[13 Spider Bloody Chain]

I'll pass. I don't think I fit in.

Dude, you're a ****ing blacksmith. You're about as manly as they get.

 

[El Georgeo McFudge]

I play violent video games while sitting on my ass and eating Doritos.

New age manliness, *****!

Does your gun shoot *****es? Do your Doritos contain mashed boobies? I didn't think so!

 

[Seff]

N' no gurls or virgins k? keke.

To be a manly man, you need to have ****ed somthing.

 

[Soil]

He only said no virgins.

By the way, if you got it anal you're NOT manly and still a virgin, at least for this thread.

 

[Seff]

True.

I added the virgin part, BTW. Pavlov had forgotten it.

*Flex*

 

[Papa Lazarou]

*Passively decreases angle in a random synovial joint*

Nothing manly about that.

 

[pentagathus]

I think it's time for you to be havin a dickslap to get some man into ya.

 

[Captain Kris]

*flex*

Good morning manly men, fine day we're having.
I slapped a ***** around with my cock last night, nearlly knocked her out cold niggers!

 

[El Georgeo McFudge]

Is that naughty word only allowed in the manly thread?




Edit: My Firefox has caused me a spelling error, this will not stand! *flex*