The "Nooby" things in Warband.

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EvolutiveBrain 说:
Ludial 说:
Shields, polearms and horses are always nooby, no matter what :lol:
I agree. But still, using shields reminds me of 300, This is SPARTA!!! :mrgreen:
that's BS. Spartans were dickheads(and I'm talking about the historical ones; the ones from the movie were even worse :facepalm:)


Mabons 说:
They don't really have that great Throwing. I think you will enjoy being a Nord Archer, stripped down to leather, a longbow, and a 2h axe :smile:
Take a note - I despise the longbow and dislike 2h axes. However, should the Nords have access to bastard swords and throwing daggers(if not daggers, I'll go with axes) I would really enjoy being a Nord footman, stripped down to leather, a thick helmet, sword and throwing weapon :twisted:
 
I didn't complain when i fought the 300 spartans in my previus life

they had it all  the spears, the shields, everything..... but as a persian foot soldier we conquesred at last with our huge Co......... Army

the point is......... No point............. everything or anyone can be outsmarted or outnumbered  :mrgreen:
 
Melee weapon speeds seem rather too slow for me. Give a length of 2x4 to any dickhead you find on the street and ask him to swing it. He's going to do it faster than most 2h weapons in-game, and he isn't even a trained fighter.
 
Humor is the word I believe you use in the English langauge.

As it may not have been readily apparent, my post was intended to provide a criteria which essentially placed all tactics under the noob section. Thereby mocking calling any tactic more or less noobish than another...

What is percieved as noobish depends entirely on the person, hence my jest.
 
Úlfheðinn 说:
Humor is the word I believe you use in the English langauge.

As it may not have been readily apparent, my post was intended to provide a criteria which essentially placed all tactics under the noob section. Thereby mocking calling any tactic more or less noobish than another...

What is percieved as noobish depends entirely on the person, hence my jest.

you're a noob. (...?)
 
I like to think that I am no noob.

Admittedly, I am rather confused as to why you seem to be perplexed by my post.

 
Úlfheðinn 说:
I like to think that I am no noob.

Admittedly, I am rather confused as to why you seem to be perplexed by my post.

my post was supposed to be a joke similar to yours, and the (...?) was asking for approval.
 
I generally find most new people generally don't stick and work together unless they're losing hard, and charge into pikes thinking they can out range people who use them. Other than that, it's hard to say from a weapons perspective.
 
Ludial 说:
EvolutiveBrain 说:
Ludial 说:
Shields, polearms and horses are always nooby, no matter what :lol:
I agree. But still, using shields reminds me of 300, This is SPARTA!!! :mrgreen:
that's BS. Spartans were dickheads(and I'm talking about the historical ones; the ones from the movie were even worse :facepalm:)


Mabons 说:
They don't really have that great Throwing. I think you will enjoy being a Nord Archer, stripped down to leather, a longbow, and a 2h axe :smile:
Take a note - I despise the longbow and dislike 2h axes. However, should the Nords have access to bastard swords and throwing daggers(if not daggers, I'll go with axes) I would really enjoy being a Nord footman, stripped down to leather, a thick helmet, sword and throwing weapon :twisted:


Spartans were amazing!
Spartans ate nords archers for breakfast, they cutted them into pieces for soup, and made nord footman's shish kabobs for the lunch too.


 
EvolutiveBrain 说:
Ludial 说:
EvolutiveBrain 说:
Ludial 说:
Shields, polearms and horses are always nooby, no matter what :lol:
I agree. But still, using shields reminds me of 300, This is SPARTA!!! :mrgreen:
that's BS. Spartans were dickheads(and I'm talking about the historical ones; the ones from the movie were even worse :facepalm:)


Mabons 说:
They don't really have that great Throwing. I think you will enjoy being a Nord Archer, stripped down to leather, a longbow, and a 2h axe :smile:
Take a note - I despise the longbow and dislike 2h axes. However, should the Nords have access to bastard swords and throwing daggers(if not daggers, I'll go with axes) I would really enjoy being a Nord footman, stripped down to leather, a thick helmet, sword and throwing weapon :twisted:


Spartans were amazing!
Spartans ate nords archers for breakfast, they cutted them into pieces for soup, and made nord footman's shish kabobs for the lunch too.

epic lol. did you do that?
 
scythe111 说:
EvolutiveBrain 说:
Ludial 说:
EvolutiveBrain 说:
Ludial 说:
Shields, polearms and horses are always nooby, no matter what :lol:
I agree. But still, using shields reminds me of 300, This is SPARTA!!! :mrgreen:
that's BS. Spartans were dickheads(and I'm talking about the historical ones; the ones from the movie were even worse :facepalm:)


Mabons 说:
They don't really have that great Throwing. I think you will enjoy being a Nord Archer, stripped down to leather, a longbow, and a 2h axe :smile:
Take a note - I despise the longbow and dislike 2h axes. However, should the Nords have access to bastard swords and throwing daggers(if not daggers, I'll go with axes) I would really enjoy being a Nord footman, stripped down to leather, a thick helmet, sword and throwing weapon :twisted:


Spartans were amazing!
Spartans ate nords archers for breakfast, they cutted them into pieces for soup, and made nord footman's shish kabobs for the lunch too.

epic lol. did you do that?

Having some fun, putted it together using paint.
Keep it up!
 
When someone runs you down with a horse. Not being killed by one necessarily. It's the people who literally make no attempt at trying to stab/slash at you, they just...run you over. The best way to do this, of course, is to completely fail at stabbing with a lance/couching, turn around quickly, and ride over you. Repeat this process many, many times.

Either that, or the horse archers that ride, stop, fire, ride. Sure it's hard moving full speed, but how will you ever get better?
 
if they are just horse charging you, you get many chances to kill the horse.

if they are shooting at you while on a horse, get out of their line of sight or just stay away from them with your shield up, odds are they will decide that there are targets that are more ammo efficient than you.
 
Oyipggy 说:
When someone runs you down with a horse. Not being killed by one necessarily. It's the people who literally make no attempt at trying to stab/slash at you, they just...run you over.
Nowhere near as bad as the guys who watch you run over the hapless enemy and then utterly fail to follow up with an attack while they're on the floor.
Either that, or the horse archers that ride, stop, fire, ride. Sure it's hard moving full speed, but how will you ever get better?
It's a useful lure. Whenever the enemy camp their spawn you can get a lot of mileage in riding up close (not too close) and shooting at their archers. One or two of the infantry will always think they can sneak up on you, you just wait till they get close and gallop off while your lancer buddy takes advantage of their foolishness :razz:
 
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