The never ending story

[Kritzo]

Rules are simple. Write a few sentences that will continue the story. Made this on another forum and got 10k+ posts ^^ so lets try.

Marcel had just brought a xbox 360 but when he tryed it he got very dissapointed. He went back to the store to get his money back but on the way he met...
(now you continue it)

 

[Almalexia]

Buddha. So, as the saying goes, if you meet the Buddha on the road, you must kill him, so...

 

[Hietala]

he took his club and wacked buddha's head off. Now that he got Buddha's powers, he can...

 

[Weren]

...Grow another penis.

I had to say it!

 

[MrRoy]

So with his two penises, Marcel went back to home and told his mom what happened. His mom then told him...

 

[Kritzo]

To give it another try but Marcel...

 

[Hietala]

realised that now he had two hands and two penises, he...

 

[MrRoy]

now had the power to...

 

[Almalexia]

perform the fabled double wank, so...

 

[Kritzo]

he did it but...

 

[Hietala]

his biggest prick fell off, now he only had a little tadger...

 

[Selothi]

Nevermind. Like they say, it's not the size that counts, it's how you use it. Overjoyed with this, he ...

 

[Egarb]

Went to the park to...

 

[Kritzo]

get a walk, but then he met...

 

[bugman]

a living xbox 360 that he loved forever more.

 

[MrRoy]

The whole story :

Marcel had just brought a xbox 360 but when he tryed it he got very dissapointed. He went back to the store to get his money back but on the way he met Buddha. So, as the saying goes, if you meet the Buddha on the road, you must kill him, so he took his club and wacked buddha's head off. Now that he got Buddha's powers, he can grow another penis. So with his two penises, Marcel went back to home and told his mom what happened. His mom then told him to give it another try but Marcel realised that now he had two hands and two penises, he now had the power to perform the fabled double wank, so he did it but his biggest prick fell off, now he only had a little tadger nevermind. Like they say, it's not the size that counts, it's how you use it. Overjoyed with this, he went to the park to get a walk, but then he met a living xbox 360 that he loved forever more. While travelling back home with his living xbox 360, he met Jesus. Jesus wanted the xbox 360, so they fought to death, and ...

 

[Kritzo]

In the fight someone stole the living xbox360 so...

 

[MrRoy]

Marcel called Joe the Rapist to find who stole the living xbox 360. When Joe the Rapist found who it was, he ...

 

[Kritzo]

was surprised to see that the thief was Bob the...

 

[Egarb]

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