hey guys! tmw senetinel unicorn here . i'd like to officially and publicly propose the implementation of a few new leadership positions in our organization. i believe dividing up some of the responsibility involved with managing the clan will help us all become mroe involved and enthusiastic about working together. so basically how this works is i'm going to describe the new positions, then for a week we will enter the nomination period, where you can nominate other people in the clan that you think would be a good fit for the position. then, in a week we will all meet up in teampseak and allow people that have been nominated to give speeches on why theyd be best for the position. then we all vote, and the nominee with the most votes is officially given the position. so here are the positions im poroposing;
lead financial adviser and treasurer to the throne of the midnight watchmen : this position would preferably be somoene that s jewish. they reprimand members taht are not using their money properly. so for example the lead financial adeviser and treasurer to the throne of the midnight watchmen might sya "hey clock wise pal i cant help but notice u bought iron greaves on the first round clean up your act or ur outta here ". the lead financial adivser and treasurer to the throne of the midnight watchmen is also responsible for giving weekly or biweekly presentations about being thrifty and smart about speneding money.
high priest chaplain monk and master of religious ceremonies to the throne of the midnight watchmen : this position has three major repsonsponsiblilities. first, the high priest chaplain monk and master of religious ceremonies to the throne of the midnight watchmen is responsponsibl e for taking charge of our weekly religious ceremonies where we give praise andd thanks to our lord and savior rurin. they should have a sermon prepared every week and they will lead us in prayer and song to celebrate oru faith. the high priest chaplain monk and master of religious ceremonies to the throne of the midnight watchmen's second repsonsibilitiy is making sure that we, as an organization, follow good christian morals. for example swearing , premarital sex ,homosexuality, etc are all striclty forbidden and it is the high priest chaplain monk and master of religious ceremonies to the throne of the midnight watchmen's rseponsiblity make sure we are pure int he eyes of the lord.
head of recruitment and admissions to the throne of the midnight watchmen: this posiiotion is repsonsible for handling new members to the midnight watch men. when someone asks to join , they will be referred to the head of recruitment and admissions to the throne of the midnight watchmen who will tell them no.
hand and mouth and trusty sidekick of the glorious leader of the midnight watchmen : so this guys on some ned stark ****. while the glorisou leader of the midngithww atcmne is off being a badass and having real sex with real life girls irl, the hand and mouth and trusty sidekick of the glorious leader of ht emindight watchmen is responsible for represisnting him and managin g some of the dialy operations involved in runing the clan. and like also if this was mordor and the gloriosu leader of the midnight wathcmen was sauron, the hand and mouth and trusty sidekick of the glorious leader of the midnight watchmen would be like that creepy mouth of sauron guy that comes out and gets ****ed in the face by aragorn
royal bard clown entertainer to the throne of the midnight watchmen : this position is responsible ofr making us smile wehn tiems are tough. the royal bard clown entertainer to the throne of the midnight watchmen would ideally be a ginger that wears glasses and is roughly 20 years old and is really into music and theatre and crossdressing. wehnever we need a morale boost, the royal bard clown entertainer to the throne of the midnight watchmen will sing and/or dance for all of our amusemnets. he also runs the midnigth watchmen drama department where he casts and directs us in plays.
first lady fair maiden matriarch to the throne of the midnight watchmen: this prosition, preferably female, is the wife of the gloirsu leader of he midhigt watchmen and is repsonsble for handling the feminine side of th eorganization. she bakes cookies, does our laundry and dishe,s and esxplains vagina stuff that nobody else ounderstands. the first lady fair maiden matriarch to the throne of the midnight watchmen is also responsible for birthing an heir and future gloirious leader of the midnigth wathcmne.
european ambassador and cultural translator to the throne of the midnight watchmen ; this position is a trustworthy european that is in tcharge of managing the ueropean side of the organization. they should ideally speak lots of weird languages but also be very well versed in american. if a european commie scum gets out of line, the european ambassador and cultural translator to the throne of the midnight watchmen is responsible for disciplining this scum and helping them understand the importance of kindness freedom and obesity in american culture.
minister of propaganda public relations communicator to the throne of the midnight wathcmen : this position is responsible for mainitaining the pubic image of the organizaton. one responsibility of the minister of propaganda public relations communicator to the throne of the midnight wathcmen might be joining a public server as a smurf and talking about how cool the midnight watchmen is and how bad other organizations are. they should also write forum posts about how cool we are and maybe photoshop some screenshots that make us look like we are good at video games.
so form here u can nominate ur friends and they can either post if they accept or decline. each person can only hold 1 positin, so like u can be nominated for multiple positins but like for exapmle if u won high priest chaplain monk and master of religious ceremonies to the throne of the midnight watchmen then your nomination would automatically be discarded for all other positins. i wihs u all good luck and , to quote my favorite super hero catnip evergreen, "may the games begin !"
sinecereley
sentinel unicorn of the midnight wtachmen