The Locked Thread

[M@ster-$]

This is the locked thread.

Post what you want and I'll lock it.

 

[Oktoberfest]

I don't know which one is but i do know something this is not the best one.
*charismatic woosh noises coming from the cape*
Ahh **** where is that came from

 

[arbites_augmented]

A man goes into a bar. He walks up to the bartender.

"I met a girl last night, but she was tied to the train tracks. So, being the gentleman that
I am, I decided to untie her and bring her back to my house for some coffee. One thing
led to another, and we had sex. Every position, for 21 hours."

"That sounds great! What does she look like?"

"Dunno mate, I couldn't find the head."

 

[Oktoberfest]

LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS.

 

[Nash]

A man goes into a bar. He walks up to the bartender.

"I met a girl last night, but she was tied to the train tracks. So, being the gentleman that
I am, I decided to untie her and bring her back to my house for some coffee. One thing
led to another, and we had sex. Every position, for 21 hours."

"That sounds great! What does she look like?"

"Dunno mate, I couldn't find the head."

I believe I posted a better version of that joke a long time ago in the joke thread.

 

[arbites_augmented]

A better version? Do tell.

 

[Nash]

I can't quite remember the exact wording but whatever, same ending...


Two friends head into the wilderness for a camping trip and seems well

however, after a day or two of being around only each other, they begin to grow tiresome of each other and decide to take different paths

After agreeing to meet back at their campsite later in the day, the first man decides to take the northern path, and the second man the southern path

Later that evening, the two men meet back at camp and tell each other how their day went.

"My walk was amazing!" the first man said, "I came across a valley, full of flowers and wonderful trees. There was even a deer drinking from a babbling brook!"

"Wow, sounds nice" the second man replied "I had a great day myself. While I was walking I came across a beautiful woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we ****ed for hours, in all kinds of positions!"

"Oh snap!" the first man exclaimed, "Did she give you a *******?!"

to which the second man replied "Nah, I couldn't find her head."

 

[Mage246]

Why are there train tracks in the wilderness?

 

[Nash]

Why are there train tracks in the wilderness?

Trains go through the mountains etc.

 

[Mage246]

Yeah, but why would you go camping "in the wilderness" if it's an area with train tracks? surely there would be much better camping grounds available.

 

[Nash]

Yeah, but why would you go camping "in the wilderness" if it's an area with train tracks? surely there would be much better camping grounds available.

You're under the impression that the train tracks were in the area where they were camping; however, it clearly states that they took different paths and met back at their camp site. Now obviously since the paths they took lead away from their campsite, the train tracks were not where they were camping.

I win, you lose.

 

[Locke Foreer]

This thread fails my expectations.

 

[Mage246]

Yeah, but why would you go camping "in the wilderness" if it's an area with train tracks? surely there would be much better camping grounds available.

You're under the impression that the train tracks were in the area where they were camping; however, it clearly states that they took different paths and met back at their camp site. Now obviously since the paths they took lead away from their campsite, the train tracks were not where they were camping.

I win, you lose.

Already considered that. You said they walked, and the amount of ground you can cover in a day at a walk is not very large (especially since the story says that they meet back up at the camp at the end of the day, which cuts in half the distance they could have walked away from the camp assuming they went in a straight line... which they would not have). Any camping ground that is in the "wilderness" would take more than a half-days walk to reach something as civilized as train tracks.

You lose, and you will continue to lose.

 

[Nash]

Yeah, but why would you go camping "in the wilderness" if it's an area with train tracks? surely there would be much better camping grounds available.

You're under the impression that the train tracks were in the area where they were camping; however, it clearly states that they took different paths and met back at their camp site. Now obviously since the paths they took lead away from their campsite, the train tracks were not where they were camping.

I win, you lose.

Already considered that. You said they walked, and the amount of ground you can cover in a day at a walk is not very large (especially since the story says that they meet back up at the camp at the end of the day, which cuts in half the distance they could have walked away from the camp assuming they went in a straight line... which they would not have). Any camping ground that is in the "wilderness" would take more than a half-days walk to reach something as civilized as train tracks.

You lose, and you will continue to lose.

Yes well.........

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.......I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!

 

[Mage246]

Yes.... let your hate flow through you...

 

[James]

Can't have a beast thread without NORDS!!!

Nords?

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

I want my money back.

 

[lather]

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden,
and a Texan are all working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each on you one wish,
which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son
will also farm. I want the land to be
forever fertile in Canada "

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye,
the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq
and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or
Canadians can come in our our precious land."

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,
there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texan says, "I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000
feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely
surrounds the country. Nothing can get in
or out; it's virtually impenetrable."

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer,
smiles, and says to the Genie, "Fill it with water."

 

[Silver]

Can't have a beast thread without NORDS!!!

Don't worry, I'm here now.

 

[Swadius 2.0]

I initially thought this thread was for voting which thread was the best in Taleworlds.