The History of a Soldier [Community Game]

[GoblinOverlord]

The barn was being attacked by the angry villagers of the town, where the French went to drink, steal supplies and terrorize the people!

 

[The Muffin King]

And then a wild British regiment appeared.

 

[TORN9000]

*this isn't pokemon lol*
The  British regiment turns out to be the 33rd Regiment of Foot. They take aim and present, and then...

 

[TheBoberton]

James realizes he is in India, as the battalion begins firing by company.

(The 33rd spent most of the Napoleonic Era in that sub-continent..)

 

[Connzcdf]

James is hit by friendly fire, but soon recovers in a...

 

[tompaw0w]

tent.

 

[Mateus416]

After he recovers, a wild polar bear charge by the russian cavalry overwhelms their camp and James

 

[Rudovich]

Chosen1, wtf, come on.

James is hit by friendly fire, but soon recovers in a...

tent.

In the tent, William Keith Elphinstone holds a small medal in front of him that he earned for..

 

[GoblinOverlord]

......clumsyness. As he walks out of the tent, with the shining medal on his chest, the whoe regiments applauds and cheers his name.

 

[König]

Then he trips. And as he lay on the ground, he wondered why the heck the British Army would have a medal for clumsiness. After he gets back up, he boards a boat that will take him back to Europe where he was supposed to be in the first place.

 

[Connzcdf]

On the Madagascar coast his ship was ambushed by Somalian Pirates.

 

[Coconut]

James is handcuffed with a bunch of slaves are stored in the bowels of the ship

 

[Colnel. William Tavington]

and then he went to the toilet.

 

[Rudovich]

and then he went to the toilet.

On the toilet, he wrote a note to his mother in England and put it in a bottle to throw overboard.

 

[Colnel. William Tavington]

and then he went to the toilet.

On the toilet, he wrote a note to his mother in England and put it in a bottle to throw overboard.

He had also urinated in said bottle.

 

[Rudovich]

On the toilet, he wrote a note to his mother in England and put it in a bottle to throw overboard.

He did this because his father always tells him to use the smell of urine like animals do, when wax seals are not at hand.

 

[Talii]

At the same time, he pondered, if god isn't real, how come peeka no krooka wookie solo?

Ho ho ho ho hoo

 

[König]

At the same time, he pondered, if god isn't real, how come peeka no krooka wookie solo?

Ho ho ho ho hoo

I refuse to respond to that.



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Then he tossed the bottle out a window.

 

[Rudovich]

Then he tossed the bottle out a window.

For a long time, he saw the bottle get further and futher from the ship. On the very end, when it was almost gone, he saw a gaint whale jump up and swallow it on its dive down.

 

[Megaberna]

Then he tossed the bottle out a window.

For a long time, he saw the bottle get further and futher from the ship. On the very end, when it was almost gone, he saw a gaint whale jump up and swallow it on its dive down.

James was sad that the whale had gotten his bottle...but that night a british armada captured the ship and released James and gave him a musket and a uniform and put him back in the front lines in Europe. When he arrived in the shores of Portugal he...