The Greek/Latin Gods

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zollum said:
Pertheus he gave us fire
Pertheus? Who the **** is Pertheus? Oh, you mean Prometheus. Ohhhhh.

Favourite classical deity? Don't know. Dionysus sounds like a hoot, I suppose. :razz:
 
FrisianDude said:
zollum said:
Pertheus he gave us fire
Pertheus? Who the **** is Pertheus? Oh, you mean Prometheus. Ohhhhh.

Favourite classical deity? Don't know. Dionysus sounds like a hoot, I suppose. :razz:

Thank you Im not the best when  it comes to greek gods names
 
Like Athena, she doesn't put out either....and she will kill you if you see her naked.

Hephaestus/Vulcan is my favorite.  He might be a cripple, but he crafts some nice stuff and he is the only one who doesn't seem like a pompous *** hole.

Edit: Wow, when did this forum become rated G?
 
Athena is simply cool. Who did she kill for seeing her naked anyway? :eek: I know Artemis did that to poor Actaeon.
 
Skot the Sanguine said:
Well thats what I was saying, the "she" was referring to Artemis, not Athena.

Little know reason for this was, that despite her healthy outdoors lifestyle and archery practice (upper body development), she still got love handles. :wink:
 
zollum said:
Tibertus said:
Dionysus cause he's a drinker, or Zeus cause he's stuck his **** in a lot of things.

what kind of things?

Nearly all the animals that the Greeks thought were good enough for him. Along with a great multitude of mythological women.
 
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