The great: Pavlov worshipping thread

[Temujin]

AAAAAHHHHG [BANG] (Pavlov closes thread because it's going downhill like a fatchick chasing a twinky)

upon reading this I felt the urge to start this thread to praise the increadably funny line: it's going downhill like a fatchick chasing a twinky.


must be the funiest thing I ever read/heared

 

[Ingolifs]

Pavlov, is it true that in Russia, there's nothing to do, so people drink themselves stupid with vodka everyday?

 

[Pavlov]

Is it true Ingolifs, that in New Zealand there is nothing to do, so everyone just screws sheep?


And uhh... thanks Temu, i'm glad you liked it.

 

[Ilex]

Aye! The technique of Socrates.

 

[Ingolifs]

Well it's certainly a stereotype of both Australians and new zealanders, but i've never actually heard of someone buggering a sheep before. You only come across them when you go deep into the country.

Now that i've answered your inane question, you can answer mine!

 

[Pavlov]

fine fine. The answer is yes. Altho, it's not because we don't have things to do. It's simply because we don't want to do them

 

[Henderson]

Mr.Pavlov, when you use to live in russia, is your place occupied by commies?

 

[Pavlov]

In essence yes, seeing as how I had a brother and a sister, I always had to share **** with someone.

 

[Henderson]

i heard this slogan "If your not equal, you die", is it true?

 

[Pavlov]

Probably not. I'm superior to many, and i'm still alive.

 

[Instag0]

If you view yourself as superior then we are all superior.

 

[Pavlov]

In theory then if I view myself as a pile of piss, you're all piles of piss. And i'm the kind to drag people down with me, so guess which one I opt for.

 

[Instag0]

The thing is, I don't care if I'm superior or a pile of piss, so either way it does not affect me.

Balance .

 

[Rando]

See I am thinking that, Love of yourself out weighs Hatred of others. However, seeing as how piss doesn't pile, I have nothing to worry about.

 

[Lhorkan]

*dusts off his pavlov shrine and offers a few snakes and vodka bottles*

We could also make this a What the hell is pav's avatar now again? thread.

 

[Henderson]

Hmmm, i wonder why isn't Pavlov closing this spam thread *looks at title* ohh i see

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Dear Aunty Pavlov,

My ex-boyfriend's sister's husband's mother is hitting on me, and I feel so confused! Last week she patted my hand and gave me a knowing look and said she wished she met someone like me when she was younger.

Also, I have my finger stuck in the toaster, how do I get it out?

Sincerely,

Anon.

 

[Henderson]

Dear Uncle/aunty/dad/mom/ Pavlov
I am trapped in a room full of explosives, the explosives beyond your wildest dream, and the terrorist also trapped your bottle of vodka and glitter, Give me the money or both of em gets it, i mean, whoops, help me and the glitters and the vodkas.

Your truely, Mahamad jihad(local terrorist group)

 

[Chaos Llama]

Dear Father Pavlov,


Kill me now.

 

[Ragnarok]

The thing is, I don't care if I'm superior or a pile of piss, so either way it does not affect me.

Balance .

Yeah! everyone likes PISS! NOT!