The Flat Earth Society

[EasyCo506]

Just so ya know, I don't believe this crap

I got bored so I messed around.

But im done now. And still really tired.

::Fixed, had spelling mistakes::

 

[Voutare]

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[Raz]

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

Did you order the code red or not?!

By god, I can't believe such delirious people still roam the earth.

 

[ArabArcher35]

There are people who think the earth is 6000 years old. I really don't think this is too far off from that.

 

[Raz]

Oh right, with those additional 400 years it all makes sense. Oh, and a giant ice wall? I mean, come on.

 

[Weaver]

people who actually think that people on that board believe earth is flat are naive and deprived of sense of humour. 

 

[Cymro]

people who actually think that people on that board believe earth is flat are naive and deprived of sense of humour. 

It's a conspiracy! Seriously! There are "brain waves" being transmitted from satellites which remove the humour! Run whilst you still can!

 

[Guan_Chung]

I wish I had a humorless gun. I would have fun with that.

 

[ThVaz]

Thios people haven´t any sense of humour... 

 

[calandale]

What is more humorous than holding a belief which one cannot reasonably maintain. I suggest those who argue against a flat earth are the humorless ones.

 

[holybandit]

A couple quotes I thought were funny.


No, it's definitley flat. Just look down man. Are you standing on a circle? Nope, definitley level ground.


Oh, really? I don't see you producing pictures of you in outer-space in front of an obviously spherical Earth? Why so pessimistic? Is it because I have more proof than you? 

Antarctica does have a landmass before you get to the Ice Wall, obviously. Otherwise they'd need to station a bunch of guards in the middle of the ocean to make sure nobody sees the Ice Wall. The Ice Wall itself is actually about ten to fifteen miles away from where "Antarctica" connects with the water.

Other celestial bodies are not the earth.


You cant trust your own senses. What if you are dreaming or having a malfunction in your processing center or deluded?


Believing the Earth to be spherical doesn't qualify you to be non-retarded

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This is almost beyond funny how dumb these guys are. They cant be serios.

 

[Balinux]

Manny people say the earth is not flat, thats stupid! They dont know anything! they think they know man, but the only thing they know they learned from tv and from school, has if those guys know anything. I've been there man, I was an unbeliever has well. I stood at the edge and almost fell. So i get really mad when some of you guys look at this situation with sarcasm, Try and make a trip to the edge of the outer ocean and you'll see my point!
Next they'll be saying 'man has reached the moon' and some crap like that. People have to open their eyes and see the TRUTH!

 

[Guan_Chung]

I honestly can't tell whether that was sarcasm or not.

 

[Johnathan Andrews]

Clearly the earth is flat.  It's just in a really large sheet that happens to curve completely around in a spherical pattern. 

 

[holybandit]

The earth is flat. If not, then how come if I spit it goes down? Huh?

 

[Guan_Chung]

Then you must be a moron. 

Thank you for pointing out the obvious 

 

[leprechaun]

Clearly the earth is flat.  It's just in a really large sheet that happens to curve completely around in a spherical pattern. 

ZOMG TEH EARTH IS HOLLOW!!!11!one!!1!

 

[leprechaun]

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ZOMG TEH EARTH IS A WATER BALLOON FULL OF OIL!!!1!11!!!one!!1!

 

[leprechaun]

Yeah, you n00bs. No wonder the Earth is deflating. 

 

[Raz]

Hah, I don't know where they got the idea that a flat earth would cancel out the theory of gravity. A flat earth would definately generate gravity, but I don't think it'd stay flat for long then.