The Fast Approaching Sidewalk: A Story of a Baby's Head

[Suspect-Device]

And ugly Wiminz.

 

[leprechaun]

I wonder if that makes the US Birmingham ...

Wouldnt that require them to have one good, one medicore and one **** football team, constantly interchanging in ranking?

Birmingham has a good football team?

 

[The Elusive Mr. Hunt]

Well, in comparison to the other two...I mean Villa arent that bad once contrasted with Wolves and Brum, right?

 

[leprechaun]

Well, in comparison to the other two...I mean Villa arent that bad once contrasted with Wolves and Brum, right?

Yeah, but only in the same way that being sodomised to death would at least stimulate your prostate, whereas being stabbed through the balls and left to bleed out just plain hurts.

 

[The Elusive Mr. Hunt]

I would never have thought to used being ****ed to death up the arse as a metaphor for any team but newcastle.

 

[leprechaun]

Nah, that's being trepanned with an angle grinder.

 

[The Elusive Mr. Hunt]

Ah, yes. I can see the resemblance.

Dare I ask what Chelsea is equivilent to?

 

[leprechaun]

Dare I ask what Chelsea is equivilent to?

I wouldn't.

 

[Elenmmare]

Um, wow. The ignorance in this thread is overwhelming.

Archonsod: Canada is not half French. First off, Quebec isn't 100% French, as it is home now to quite a lot of immigrants, and previously, English Canadians as well. 7 million x2 doesn't add up to 32 million.

Next: Canada did go to Afghanistan, which I think we've discussed quite a bit.

Next2: Eaglestick is definitely a Native name. The healing circle business is not commonplace, but a few English Canadians tend to go Native everyone in a while, my grandmother being one of them.

Next3: The fix-bayonet-and-charge business was probably Vimy Ridge, you're thinking about. That or Juno beach or Holland or Hong Kong (the last one involving less bayoneting, more being tortured in Japanese prison camps).

Next4: None of your colonies 'stole' your land except for the Americans. We were all granted it, as you are no doubt aware, by the Statue of Westminister.

Next5: At last I've been able to prove that Canadians being thick in the head is[/] useful!

 

[Rabid Potatoe]

by the Statue of Westminister.

A talking statue? 

 

[FrisianDude]

Must be Daedric.

 

[vadermath]

Well. This thread puts the final nail in my "Canadians are ****ed up" coffin.

 

[Zilberfrid]

Plus not very effective. A baby is quite soft, hold it by the legs and one solid smack would kill it outright, negating heroing tendencies.

 

[FrisianDude]

Nah, canananadanians are pretty cool, often.

 

[Elenmmare]

by the Statue of Westminister.

A talking statue? 

, I can't believe I did that. I remember checking to make sure I spelt it right, but hell.

 

[Ruthven]

Racists, the lot of ye.

 

[AWdeV]

Canadian isn't a race. It's a mental disorder.


_{Cheap shots hurray!}
Bit of an oddball though, the lady.

 

[Ebin]

Whoa! I just learned that people don't like Canadians. I guess you learn something everyday right? But judging from this thread it's not as hated as Mexico. Or is that just an American stereotype that the world hates Mexico?

 

[FrisianDude]

Ain't got no beef with Mexico.

 

[Ebin]

Ain't got no beef with Mexico.

Then it must be an American Stereotype. I just had to make sure, because I thought it was just an American stereotype that the world hates French people too, turns out I was wrong. But, unlike France, I don't have any problem with Mexicans, just their government. Me personally, I love me some Latina's, and they know how to party.