The Death Clock

[EasyCo506]

Hi! I'm 4 feet tall, and way 350 pounds. I'm pessimistic, a smoker, and I was born in 1900.

I died on July 3 1954. 

 

[calandale]

You didn't answer the corpse question? I answered "7 or more times a week".

Stay away from me. I may be dead, but I'm not willing.

 

[Sheep_Archer]

October 4, 2079.

w00t!!!!!

 

[calandale]

Not if you get cuddled first.

 

[calandale]

I'll cuddle you, and then play with them.

Note - just tentacle girl is not enough. Plus, I don't know how much
effect that would have on me in reality. That was just one of the
most beautiful peices of art that I've ever seen.

 

[calandale]

Eh, just show up with the two girls, and we'll bargain from there.

 

[calandale]

What? Is that so much worse than ****ing one?

 

[calandale]

Well, you ain't getting one without the other.

 

[calandale]

Just wait until he wises up, and demands foreplay.

 

[EasyCo506]

*Slowly backs out*

 

[Silver]

Aww... You two are so cute when you're hitting on each other...

Corpse and Corpsey sitting in a tree...

 

[Apollon-04]

I wil die on,..... dun dun dun

Tuesday august 14... in 2091. HAHAHA suckers, youll all die before me! /jk

 

[Nethros]

I bet you're like 8 years old.

 

[calandale]

I wil die on,..... dun dun dun

Tuesday august 14... in 2091. HAHAHA suckers, youll all die before me! /jk

You put that in the future tense, in which case, no.

 

[Apollon-04]

that doesnt  make sense. You will is future tense.

 

[calandale]

I guess.

 

[Nash]

I bet you're like 8 years old.

no, if you select "optimistic" or whatever, you live really long. Which is dumb, as a pessimist should live longer.

 

[calandale]

I bet you're like 8 years old.

no, if you select "optimistic" or whatever, you live really long. Which is dumb, as a pessimist should live longer.

And sadist even longer. 'Cause they might just wipe everyone else out.