The Death Clock

[Nash]

When will you die? Go here to find out! post you're date of death here!

www.deathclock.com

I will die on Monday October 28th, 2041.


apparently pessimists have much shorter lives than normal people.

 

[Buenor]

I will die on Saturday, July 26, 2064 .

Longer than you!   

I seems to only add seventy years 6mo to your birthdate when you're normal.

 

[Kastor]

Thursday, April 18, 2086

Suck ****... i Pwns J00 411!

 

[Sir Prince]

Sunday, May 25, 2081  

The deathclock asks far to little to determine any kind of date fo death.

 

[calandale]

Wednesday, January 31, 2001 
  Seconds left to live...

0

I'm serious. It says I died. If so, it was a couple of years later.

Ah well, I knew I wasn't mortal.

 

[Uther]

Thursday, February 2, 2062
Seconds left to live...
1,730,765,884

Hmm i thought it would be longer, but oh well

 

[calandale]

WTF's your complaint. You're still alive!

 

[Uther]

Im not complaining

 

[bugman]

lol.Damn school filtered it... I'llpost mine whn i get back.

 

[Guan_Chung]

Your Personal Day of Death is...

  Friday, April 4, 2081 

 

[Smoson]

Sunday, October 22, 2045

Seconds left to live...
1,216,921,379

So I'll be... 59... sounds about right actually

 

[Guan_Chung]

...How the hell did that happen? I don't remember seeing the "Do you have sexual intercourse with corpses" question. If that was on there then I'd probably pull off something longer. Actually never mind, there has to be wrong because karma hasn't come back to kick my ass yet.

 

[Smoson]

...How the hell did that happen? I don't remember seeing the "Do you have sexual intercourse with corpses" question. If that was on there then I'd probably pull off something longer. Actually never mind, there has to be wrong because karma hasn't come back to kick my ass yet.

You didn't answer the corpse question? I answered "7 or more times a week".

We believe you as well, that's the scary part

 

[bugman]

  Thursday, October 8, 2048 

 

[Nethros]

Tuesday, March 13, 2091

Owned, *****es.

 

[Hræfn]

Saturday, October 14, 2062

How on earth did you all get it so high?

 

[bugman]

he's 12, probably the reason. Not old like us.

 

[Nethros]

Yeah, but I don't want someone to go around and tell my age. So stop it.

 

[Silver]

It's funny cause it's random Sometimes I'm dead, and sometimes I live to be 50

 

[Nethros]

Yeah, and obviously you live longer if you're a smoker.