The Bunny Hunters Guild (Bunnies Posted)

[inox_ionizer]

Anyone want to start one? We will swear a megaimportant oath to kill any in-game bunnies we see. However, it has to be a 1-shot kill, because we don't want the animals to suffer, do we? Also, the meat must be eaten and the fur utilized (members can give/trade the meat and fur away, but it is encouraged to utilize it personally). We have rad titles for everyone!

Current members:

- Inox_Ionizer (Autocrat)
- mcbeverage101 (Almost semi-voluntary conscript)
- FedoraMcQuaid (Secretary)
- Qwertyman/Disgruntled_Peasant (Great destroyer of all that is fluffy)
- Scientia Excelsia (Conscript) (deserted)
- DavidMF (Conscript) (routed)

Picture for proper bunny identification:

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Update: Concept art to demonstrate our fearfulness:

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[Arcas Nebun]

  That sucks... 

 

[inox_ionizer]

Are the titles not rad enough?

 

[Arcas Nebun]

  It's not Bunny hunters... it's Santa Hunters... this is not Easter... its Christmas :/

 

[inox_ionizer]

Are you crazy?! Easter is not in the hunting season. We can't go around killing bunnies illegaly. This is an honourable and law-abiding club.

 

[McBeverage]

Are you high?

 

[Arch]

Verily, I mean what other animals are there other than HOBOPUPPY?... oh wait.

 

[Arcas Nebun]

Are you crazy?! Easter is not in the hunting season. We can't go around killing bunnies illegaly. This is an honourable and law-abiding club.

  Crazy_Archer... doooooh (sorry for spamming but I couldn't help myself)

 

[ScientiaExcelsa]

I espy a small problem with this whole thing.  I have yet to see a single bunny in-game. 

 

[inox_ionizer]

I espy a small problem with this whole thing.  I have yet to see a single bunny in-game. 

They like to hide.

 

[Plazek]

All the more reason to implement Styo's carrot suggestion!

They attract wabbits too 

 

[PsykoOps]

You guys seriously should consider arming yourself with holy hand grenades. Those are known to work and have been used by valiant knights in history. I know this because I've seen it 

 

[Marcos182]

A non-serious clan... **** THATS my kind of clan! one that makes fun of dumbass "obey ur commander" type clans lol, but i'm already in a pretty kickass one so too bad.  Good luck!

 

[ares007]

I espy a small problem with this whole thing.  I have yet to see a single bunny in-game. 

They like to hide.

Exactly, they're extremely hard to see and extremely deadly and manipulative. Whenever you get knocked off your horse and then get thrown 100 meters into the air only to fall to your death, what do you think actually threw you... and when you get stuck somewhere only to seamingly randomly die, what do you think actually killed you... and when you're in the middle of a sword fight and the opponent is 10 meters away from you but you suddenly get warped into his attack, what do you think pushed you in front of the attack? Bunnies are very dangerous.


On a side note: if this thread is poking fun at my Bounty Hunters Guild, then keep it up. I love it 

 

[Arch]

Ares has found the truth! I always wondered how that happened...

 

[Hethwill]

Actually, and i have been saying this for a long time, they dominate the Random maps. All those invisible trees that make you stop....HAH ! wrong, it's rabbit holes...and they make you fine knights and esquires pretty defenceless. Rabbits and archers are allies.

 

[Arch]

But Hethwill makes sense too... curse you!

 

[Hethwill]

Oh and some bunnies grow as much as a BIG NAKED NORD, and swing long axes like crazy, and they jump jump JUMP while at it. The variety of species is not to be underestimated.

 

[Arch]

I even saw one with a small chin, small black hair and an UGLY face. Oh wait, that's Styo.

 

[inox_ionizer]

Hethwill and ares have shown impressive knowledge of the mysterious bunnies. Give them an applause!

Also, updated main post with picture, so we know what we are looking for.