The Balion Guard Official Thread (Recruiting and Training!)

[Mr.X]

This thread is tiny.  Where is my sidekick?  We have work to do!

Reporting for duty!

 

[Mttaco13]

Me wants to join

On the back of every SPAM wrapper is an application for the Balion Guard. You can apply while you fry up some delicious processed shoulder meat shavings! Yum!

Cool.

 

[Mr.X]

Good bird.

Fixed for ya.

 

[Mttaco13]

I don't see my PM D:

 

[Mad_Dawg]

Me wants to join

EDIT: Send me PM

This be cool.  We shall venture into this. 
Friendly!!  Get to work!!

 

[Mttaco13]

Also, can I be Alfred?

 

[5arge]

Also, can I be Alfred?

No... you shall be known as Catwoman.

 

[Mttaco13]

Also, can I be Alfred?

No... you shall be known as Catwoman.

Asum

 

[widespreadPANIC]

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Me wants to join

On the back of every SPAM wrapper is an application for the Balion Guard. You can apply while you fry up some delicious processed shoulder meat shavings! Yum!

5arge you are now promoted to
Balion_Guard_Recruiter_5arge congratulations!

 

[Mad_Dawg]

Aye, this whole thing is just a publicity stunt to pickup new recruits...and it worked! 

 

[5arge]

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Me wants to join

On the back of every SPAM wrapper is an application for the Balion Guard. You can apply while you fry up some delicious processed shoulder meat shavings! Yum!

5arge you are now promoted to
Balion_Guard_Recruiter_5arge congratulations!

Does that mean I can tell FF what to do?

Shut up FF!

 

[Mad_Dawg]

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Me wants to join

On the back of every SPAM wrapper is an application for the Balion Guard. You can apply while you fry up some delicious processed shoulder meat shavings! Yum!

5arge you are now promoted to
Balion_Guard_Recruiter_5arge congratulations!

Does that mean I can tell FF what to do?

Shut up FF!

lol, you do that anyway. 

Balion_GuardGrandpa_Recruiter_5arge congratulations!  Fixed

And no as FF is the Searg for the Balion_5arge that may or not be a Sarge.

 

[Phonemelter]

Aye, this whole thing is just a publicity stunt to pickup new recruits...and it worked! 

Kinda like when my brother pretended to fall into a hot air balloon and caused a uproar on every major news channel. lolwut?

 

[5arge]

Balion_GuardGrandpa_Recruiter_5arge congratulations!  Fixed

You'd never waste an opportunity to pick on the elderly huh?

 

[widespreadPANIC]

Instructional video for our new members

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFr30p0aZl0

 

[Phonemelter]

Brutal.

 

[Mad_Dawg]

Balion_GuardGrandpa_Recruiter_5arge congratulations!  Fixed

You'd never waste an opportunity to pick on the elderly huh?

I go for the low hanging fruit from time to time.  Can't keep it all highbrow comedy.

 

[nikosierra125]

Instructional video for our new members

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFr30p0aZl0

did anyone see how brutally tht asian cop stabbed the water ballon??

he did nothing to ya! nothing! hes innocent *sobs in a corner*

 

[Mad_Dawg]

Check it out, mates.  Will be added to the next banner pack update which is expected soon. 

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Also great participation from the Guard in our past 2 matches.  Many of you are progressing well in your skill.

 

[Tirok]

Hey guys, how is it going?