TEO'S RANGERS: WHO THE **** STOLE 40 PAGES FROM US?!!

[Delora Filth]

Ok then. Do we have any trauma counselors onboard?

Monty, I need you to listen carefully. The flying pink hippos are not really there! I promise. Could you be a good boy and swallow this pill? There's a good boy.

Looks like we went down in the middle of a huge forest. Think Kashyyk. Anyone volunteering for a scouting mission?

 

[nikosierra125]

I will volunteer, I am a wookie I know this forest like the back of my hand *looks at hand* oh **** my hair fell off....

 

[Delora Filth]

Ok, Sierra's with me. Need one more. Monty, you'll have to do. Hyp, try and keep things together here while we're gone.

 

[Delora Filth]

*Puts a leash on Monty for safesies* C'mere boy. Cooome now. Gooood boy.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Ooooh the manatees...so many preeeety manatees....



Oh, keep the place in check? Okay. By the way, anyone know what was in that purple box of pills. I took a handful and all the Leerans are either dead or sleepy.

 

[Delora Filth]

Eeeeh, that's some of the micro-packaged industrial cleaner. I'd recommend getting a full system flush asap.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

*burp*

Eh. Think I'll be fine.
Pweeetty pink manateees...

 

[Delora Filth]

CLEANSE THE HERETIC

There there. Come now. Can you sniff the ground and see if you catch the scent of something? Might as well make some use of you.

*burp*

Eh. Think I'll be fine.
Pweeetty pink manateees...

Great. We crashland on a ****ing (hopefully) deserted forest planet and everyone goes tripping.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Eeeh. Most were at it before the crashy crash.

 

[nikosierra125]

I'm not tripping, I'm throbbing, well my head is. there was a crash?

 

[Delora Filth]

Yeah. Pay attention. Didn't I tell you to pop some stims for that head of yours?

Eeeh. Most were at it before the crashy crash.

Fair point.

 

[nikosierra125]

I did, but some one *looks at monty* took them and used them.

 

[Delora Filth]

Well we'll patch you up when we get back. Go grab a backpack from the utility locker and meet me by the dorsal airlock. Time to get a feel for our surroundings. Grab Monty's leash and bring him along.

 

[Delora Filth]

Here, eat these oxy pills. They'll take some sting out of that buzz you've got going. You might still have some mild hallucinations. Not to mention a headache for the ages. But the complete delusional psychosis should wear off in a few minutes.

 

[Delora Filth]

The ****? Holy balls he's right, there are giant kangaroos in this ****ing forest! Well, they resemble kangaroos at least. Don't think the normal ones have horns and an extra set of eyes. But still, kanga-****ing-roos.

 

[Bromden]

*arrives with a faked haste*
Sorry for being late for the scouting party, I've lost my comm after drinking one or two for the engineer boy's memory with the remaining staff. After that I had to make my way back to my cabin for the rolling papers, because I bet none of you brought any. Luckily it was easy to find the party, you only made some three hundred meters into the forest under half a day.
Also those are not kangaroos, kangaroos don't have leathery wings.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

*tzzt* Pinky metal sandwich here. Got a bit of power going into a sensor array to work as a talky thingy.
How's the trippy?

 

[Delora Filth]

Well, aside from having to listen to outbursts like that every hundred metres or so, not to mention him probably scaring off any game in a mile's vicinity it's going pretty well. Terrain's traversable enough. Brom brought the rolling papers and a waterskin of 96% proof from Sierra's distiller. And no massive predators yet. Got an estimated max range on that comm beacon of yours?

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Three leapfrogging frogfeet...manatees.

 

[Delora Filth]

Which banana in the what hole now?

Balls. Shouldn't have mixed those cactus seeds I found in the shine.