TEO'S RANGERS: WHO THE **** STOLE 40 PAGES FROM US?!!

[Delora Filth]

Maybe it's their nature. Lone drifters of the empty space between solar systems etc.

Apparently this thing has a partially phase-shifted conscience. What we would characterize as the brain is actually only partly present in this reality. And more of a conscient energy permeating every part of the bodily structure. It seems aware of us. But I think it would have defended itself already if it considered us a threat. We're going to try some experimental methods of communicating with it.

 

[Delora Filth]

*After long arduous hours of fine-tuning the telepathic wavelengths Teo finally makes direct contact with the space whale. It's a kind, docile creature. And it tells the most fascinating, yet slightly racist joke about a brown dwarf. Afterwards we depart as, perhaps not exactly friends, but treasured aquaintances. Never to meet again.

The following three months are spent lugging through the phase-paths of the anomaly. Until one day Teo and Hyp happen upon the world where commander Dryvus was shipwrecked. Dryvus regales them with the miraculous story of his disappearance while they share a bottle of Kumis and some nice skunkweed around a campfire. Then they went home and ate lunch.

Our story returns to the present as the whole upper echelon of Teo's rangers prepare for the inaugural feast on the fateful maiden voyage of the new luxury starliner the Titanic II*

. . . . . Hey, anyone hear that weird noise? Sounds like it's coming from the engines.

 

[Dryvus]

No that was a dream like one of those episodes of Star Trek where it never really happened.

 

[Delora Filth]

Some of it happened. Whatever's wrong in there you can blame on the skunk.

 

[nikosierra125]

Im still in the lowest echelon...but I managed get a day job as a waiter so I will be serving canapes, today we have bite size spotted ****, later on at the reception we will have spatchCock chicken.

 

[Delora Filth]

Looking forward to putting some of that juicy **** of yours in my mouth.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

And then you wonder why this thing dies so much.

 

[Delora Filth]

You think that's the reason? Have you read the first hundred pages lately? It's all goblin rape and weaponised dildos. Kinda wanted to revert to a less serious tone though. I feel it got a bit heavy near the end.

 

[Austupaio]

Looking forward to putting some of that juicy **** of yours in my mouth.

Wow, that's overt even for Taleworlds.

I got a hearty chuckle out of that.

 

[Delora Filth]

Glad to hit what I was aiming for.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Not like it's that hard. Just don't restrain yourself as much.
Anyway, there's a few space Khergits might be needing medical attention. Felt a bit sorry for them but...a vodka drinking contest is a vodka drinking contest. Can't just call it quits because I feel sorry for them.

 

[Delora Filth]

Ugh, every bloody party I invite you to. How bad a state are they in? Is it just alcohol poisoning or do we need bandages andmedical braces?

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Nah, just a new first aid kit to replace this one will be fine.

And it's not every party! ...wait, does the one with Leerans count?

 

[nikosierra125]

Glad to hit what I was aiming for.

Straight to the eyeball.

 

[Delora Filth]

Nah, just a new first aid kit to replace this one will be fine.

And it's not every party! ...wait, does the one with Leerans count?

Yes. I still have the scar on my left buttcheek. I'm never loaning you my keys for a magic trick ever again.

Med-officer on duty is drunk as ****e too. What we get for accepting Khergit refugees through the affirmitive action program I suppose. I'll run downstairs for a 1A satchel myself.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Eh, I'll just rouse my medical staff, then. They're pretty much immune to ethanol and I suggested they stay away from their own supplies of fun for the night.

 

[Delora Filth]

Might be best. I'm a wee bit lopsided in the walking department at the moment.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

You can walk. It's an achievement in itself.

Really, if we didn't have the automated sentries, I'd actually be rather worried.

 

[Delora Filth]

I'm a bit worried about the automated sentries. But that's probably just because I watched the whole first season intro of BSG last night.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Networked but not wireless. And hilariously easy to shut down.
The turrets aren't going anywhere and the few drones have to be at an alcove to receive orders.
And I seriously doubt the hardware could support an AI strong enough for sentience. Let alone getting any rebellious ideas.