TEO'S RANGERS: WHO THE **** STOLE 40 PAGES FROM US?!!

Are airships cool?

  • Yes

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Yes

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yes

    Votes: 6 33.3%
  • Yes

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Yes

    Votes: 6 33.3%

  • Total voters
    18
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Cyborg Eastern European

Canis Mechanicus
Archduke
IF YOU, EVEN FOR ONE FAIRY ****ING SECOND, CONSIDER HARMING OR THREATENING THE MEDICAL STAFF, I WILL PERSONALLY SACRIFICE YOUR LIVING, CONSCIOUS BODY AT ONE OF THE KHERGIT ALTARS AND I DON'T GIVE A **** WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT HARMING SUPERIOR OFFICERS!
Understood?
 

Bromden

Archduke
I was listening to the khergits' talk through a laser-mic, and it seems they know about our ship crashing, but don't know it's exact location. Also, they think it's a battleship full of soldiers. They need to drink a lot of kumis before they fears go away and they thirst for battle and loot raises. I'd believe we'll have a day at most before they move out. I found out though that they are not the only khergit group on the planet, there might be much more of them.
 

Bromden

Archduke
Do we have any biological weapons? Hyp's threat to Monty gave me an idea. If we could inject some potent virus into their next sacrifice, it could make our job a lot easier, because they drink the sacrificial person's blood at the end of the rite.
 

Delora Filth

Do you want to run this ship?
Marquis
Just have some security personnel escort him. Should save you some headache.

Ok, Hyp get under way with fortifying the wreckage and getting as many of our guys up and running as possible before the Khergits hit. Brom, you and I are going to have to try and abduct one of the Khergits from that camp come nightfall. Then I'll need your translating skills while I inflict pain and ask some polite questions. Knowing the Khergits these guys will be at war with at least one of the other factions around here. If we could find one of them and strike up some sort of alliance we'd stand a fair bit better chance of repelling that assault with minimal damage to ourselves.
 

Cyborg Eastern European

Canis Mechanicus
Archduke
Expanding on the idea of poisoning the living **** out of them at the ceremony, if they have a handy pot they empty their victim into sometime before the drinking portion, we could stick something poisonous in it somewhere between the...courses.

And the entrenchment is already underway. Got most of the inner and outer barricades out and the sandbags are progressing nicely as well.
The demolition teams are finishing their work on the approaches anytime now too. Should be fun. If security says Monty behaved on his trip, I might even let him push the buttons, when the time comes.
 

Bromden

Archduke
Teofish said:
Just have some security personnel escort him. Should save you some headache.

Ok, Hyp get under way with fortifying the wreckage and getting as many of our guys up and running as possible before the Khergits hit. Brom, you and I are going to have to try and abduct one of the Khergits from that camp come nightfall. Then I'll need your translating skills while I inflict pain and ask some polite questions. Knowing the Khergits these guys will be at war with at least one of the other factions around here. If we could find one of them and strike up some sort of alliance we'd stand a fair bit better chance of repelling that assault with minimal damage to ourselves.
Roger that. We should loosen their saddles while we are sneaking around their camp. This way we could earn a headstart if we are spotted and must run. Classic movie tricks always work.
 

Delora Filth

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Marquis
You take the picket line near the stream, I'll take the one to the north. We meet up near the big pine-like tree on the other side and try to snatch one when he goes to take a piss. Try and see if you can find a big branch to club him with.
 

Delora Filth

Do you want to run this ship?
Marquis
****ing great. We're stranded on a planet in the middle of nowhere, infested with vicious predators and hostile tribals, and now my the top tier of our command structure are having slapfights over who gets to mutilate what and when.

Looks like one is coming this way. Finally! I've had to pee since we broke camp this morning.
 
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