tell me about malaysia...

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tropical disease mate! but what the hell, i expeck malaysia to be paradise, so you should be lookin' forward to it, and beware, in the plane, it's about the movies, the class, and the guy sitting in front of you that will spoil your ride :wink:
 
Watch out for standing water? Don't drink sea water? If a man asks you into a dark alley and waves a wallet around follow him.
 
and some mirijuana, and steroids, and some opiums :wink: , the dude might buy it with all the money in his wallet
 
Also rub talcum powder all over your face and act really paranoid. Also write on your passport that you just came from Colombia. The customs folk will love it. Guaranteed or you get your order free.
 
actually, say your from north vietnam or china, the folks would think you are dirty and poor, and only bathed 2 times in your life
 
because no one ever (like paris hilton, and celebrities) buy made in china products, and i doubt there is ever a north vietnam product except for, mud soap, a hotel room full of bugs(or should i say motel)
 
His name is Henry, Gay Henry.
He coats his buns with the mayo guns at Subway.
Got real big on burgers and fries,
Now he's big on surfer guys.
 
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