tell me about malaysia...

[Samikus]

I'm goin' to malaysia this monday, if anyone has been please tell me what it's like.

 

[okiN]

Beware the mosquitos.

 

[Samikus]

i know that

 

[Henderson]

tropical disease mate! but what the hell, i expeck malaysia to be paradise, so you should be lookin' forward to it, and beware, in the plane, it's about the movies, the class, and the guy sitting in front of you that will spoil your ride

 

[Can O Soup]

Watch out for standing water? Don't drink sea water? If a man asks you into a dark alley and waves a wallet around follow him.

 

[Henderson]

make sure you got gun too

 

[Can O Soup]

And lots of cocaine. The customs officials love it when people have lots of caocaine on them.

 

[Henderson]

and some mirijuana, and steroids, and some opiums , the dude might buy it with all the money in his wallet

 

[Can O Soup]

Also rub talcum powder all over your face and act really paranoid. Also write on your passport that you just came from Colombia. The customs folk will love it. Guaranteed or you get your order free.

 

[Samikus]

Ha ha very funny, and thanks for the tips guys!

 

[Henderson]

actually, say your from north vietnam or china, the folks would think you are dirty and poor, and only bathed 2 times in your life

 

[Can O Soup]

Ask them if they know what makes you tick also.

 

[Henderson]

because no one ever (like paris hilton, and celebrities) buy made in china products, and i doubt there is ever a north vietnam product except for, mud soap, a hotel room full of bugs(or should i say motel)

 

[Samikus]

Hey i know what makes me tick!
my... um.. er.
i like subway sandwiches!

 

[Can O Soup]

His name is Henry, Gay Henry.
He coats his buns with the mayo guns at Subway.
Got real big on burgers and fries,
Now he's big on surfer guys.

 

[Samikus]

Thats funny but... who the hell is henry?!

 

[Henderson]

Hey i know what makes me tick!
my... um.. er.
i like subway sandwiches!

Now you are really talking about disgusting sandwiches, lets get back to topic

 

[slavetrader]

beware the mexican staringfrog of southern sri.lanka! they have been known to migrate to malaysia

 

[Can O Soup]

So, uh, How's Hong Kong?

 

[Samikus]

Hey slavetrader you know a good tv series when you see one!
Cartoons kick ass!