And even better news, Epstein's good friends Clintons have an alibi for the time of his untimely demise.
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Yes, definitely! 
It's Midnight. Jeffery can scarcely believe it, but there is a breeze in his cell. His completely enclosed and sealed cell. It's a chilling breeze. He knows how bad it looks for him this time, but he's gotten out from tighter spots before. Much tighter than this. The red recording light on the camera in the corner of the room flickers momentarily, and then shuts off. There's a noise at the door. Jeffery can hear multiple locks being undone with methodical precision. Finally, the cell door swings open, propelled by the unseen and unnatural breeze. Bill Clinton steps in, grinning ear to ear. In his hand is a box of pizza adorned with a cartoon rat.
"Sorry, Jeff. It's late. We know you prefer Domino's when you're dining alone, but we could only get to Chuckee's at this hour."
Jeffery relaxes. "Don't worry about it, Bill." He takes an offered piece of pizza and grimaces somewhat.
"Hope you don't mind," Bill says in a reconciliatory manner.
"Couldn't get a straight CP for ya. They only had cheese and olives left this late. Now, we need to take stock. Who else has the names?"
"Ya kidding me, Willy? I ain't stupid. I've been in this game a long time. No one that don't need to be. Just you, Hill, Weinstein. No one else."
Bill Clinton smiles. "That's good, Jeff. That's real good. How you liking that pizza, buddy?"
Feeling relaxed that Bill had come all this way to personally put his mind at ease, Jeff replies with a full mouth, "Oh, it ain't what I'd choose, but it ain't bad, considering."
"Good," says Bill. "That's real good, Jeffy. Because that greasy slab of olive-covered ****'s the last thing you're ever gonna ****ing taste."
Before the shock can fully register on Epstein's face, he's collapsing and it's all going black, as the wire cuts deep into his throat.
"Sorry, Jeff. It's late. We know you prefer Domino's when you're dining alone, but we could only get to Chuckee's at this hour."
Jeffery relaxes. "Don't worry about it, Bill." He takes an offered piece of pizza and grimaces somewhat.
"Hope you don't mind," Bill says in a reconciliatory manner.
"Couldn't get a straight CP for ya. They only had cheese and olives left this late. Now, we need to take stock. Who else has the names?"
"Ya kidding me, Willy? I ain't stupid. I've been in this game a long time. No one that don't need to be. Just you, Hill, Weinstein. No one else."
Bill Clinton smiles. "That's good, Jeff. That's real good. How you liking that pizza, buddy?"
Feeling relaxed that Bill had come all this way to personally put his mind at ease, Jeff replies with a full mouth, "Oh, it ain't what I'd choose, but it ain't bad, considering."
"Good," says Bill. "That's real good, Jeffy. Because that greasy slab of olive-covered ****'s the last thing you're ever gonna ****ing taste."
Before the shock can fully register on Epstein's face, he's collapsing and it's all going black, as the wire cuts deep into his throat.
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NUQAR'S Kentucky "Nuqar" James XXL said:
10 year ago I would have laughed at someone suggesting this:
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-49332640
It's some weird kind of dystopian thoughtcrime where you can't make jokes on stereotypes and portray actual gender differences.
The law might have been made with good intentions, but those examples open the door for prohibiting practically any portrayal of human interaction.
It's only ads for now - as I understand it - but in 10 years when it applies to movies/TV too, I won't be laughing.
Okay, maybe I'm overreacting. I need a nice, soothing cup of tea.
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-49332640
It's some weird kind of dystopian thoughtcrime where you can't make jokes on stereotypes and portray actual gender differences.
The law might have been made with good intentions, but those examples open the door for prohibiting practically any portrayal of human interaction.
It's only ads for now - as I understand it - but in 10 years when it applies to movies/TV too, I won't be laughing.
Okay, maybe I'm overreacting. I need a nice, soothing cup of tea.
As someone slightly under 30, please don't. I need sane people in the world! 
That's definitely it. I've lost touch.kurczak said:
While the young kids are fighting reality and comedy, I'm just sitting here trying to understand the popularity of Tumblr - oh, wait...
crotchety old farts
The man doesn't want to commit suicide, can't blame him
You mean, he doesn't want to ""commit suicide"" and you can't blame him.
