Taleworlds Gay Date

[Orj]

Right, I forgot about Hidro and Stormith. Silly me.

 

[Selothi]

[me=Selothi]slaps Orj.[/me]

Now now !

 

[Yoshiboy]

Probably Raz. Maybe Highelf seeing as I haven't met him yet. I'd be interested to find out what Ursca is really like in person too. I'd take em out to a meal then back to my flat in Edinburgh.

 

[FrisianDude]

Why now now if it can be later later?

 

[Cleaning agent]

Mic, he sounds like he'd be good fun in person.

Or Nethros, cos I know I'd probably get on well with him.

And I'd take them both on a romantic bar crawl.

 

[vadermath]

For some reason, the words "Taleworlds Annual Orgy" sprang to mind.

 

[Lyze]

That's not the only springing going on, is it?

As to my choice, I'd take both Hershey and Raz, just see what happens. Not sure where I'd take them, though.

 

[Nash]

I'd ask Locke.

We'd spend the whole day together, first talking about stuff for a few hours. Then we'd swap books and CD's. Then we'd spend a few hours watching Bruce Lee movies, and top off the night by going out to a pub. Neither of us would get drunk and we'd walk home together under the beautiful night sky. Then he'd rape me.

 

[Lyze]

It's not rape if you unconditionally agree, before the handcuffs and bondage, mind you, that he can do anything to you when you're tied up.
Or not.

 

[Pavlov]

I'd ask Locke.

We'd spend the whole day together, first talking about stuff for a few hours. Then we'd swap books and CD's. Then we'd spend a few hours watching Bruce Lee movies, and top off the night by going out to a pub. Neither of us would get drunk and we'd walk home together under the beautiful night sky. Then he'd rape me.

I dunno Locke seems more like he would be the rapee. 

Tho the idea of locke rape is interesting, him like wrapping his long body fingers around someones neck while yelling "Tell me im the best you've ever had!" in a thick English accent

 

[Redcoat-Mic]

I don't have to imagine that.

:'(

Mic, he sounds like he'd be good fun in person.

<Blah blah something about an inferior person>bar crawl.

Time + place.

 

[Locke Foreer]

I'd ask Locke.

We'd spend the whole day togetherfrom 6 'til 10.30 (at which time we would set off out) first talking about stuff fordrinking and playing [insert boardgame here] for a few hours. Then we'd swap books and CD'srecommend music to one another (because he doesn't own CDs). Then we'd spend a few hours watching Bruce Lee movies, one before we set off, and one when we get back, and top offstart the night by going out to a pub and getting wasted enough to dance to Morrisey. NeitherBoth of us would get hilariously drunk and we'd walk home together with mushroom laced pizzas under the beautiful night sky.


Then he'd rape me.

Oh, and I'd take Orj. I'd totally hit that.

 

[Weren]

Either lyze to the Rugby-game.

Or...Adorno to somewhere.

 

[Adorno]

Or...Adorno to somewhere.

A Pop **** Boys Pet Shop Boys concert perhaps - Is that gay enough? I'll get the tickets...

 

[Lost-Lamb]

Raz, of course. And I'd take him to the seventh heaven <3

 

[CryoNomad]

What a bunch of queers...

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

I know, I know, but a fake girl is Merc's only remaining option.

Nobody said she can't go out with somebody who's already been taken by somebody else. Just makes it all the kinkier.

 

[Cleaning agent]

I don't have to imagine that.

:'(

Mic, he sounds like he'd be good fun in person.

<Blah blah something about an inferior person>bar crawl.

Time + place.

If you wish to meet me... you must venture into the dark lands known as "Bur Mingam" bastion of the Brummites, a foul horde of incomprehensible beasts. The bars are quite good though

 

[bugman]

You're a Brummie? Snap!
Pro tip, Llandy digs the accent 

 

[G36E]

I'd invite... Folthrik. Just to watch her squirm as the rest of TW's guys start the inevitable man train.
Or maybe ealabor or maw. For the exact same reasons.

You're a Brummie? Snap!
Pro tip, Llandy digs the accent 

I believe the term is "unavailable" .