Taleworlders' Top Tips and Wonderful Words of Wisdom

[bgfan]

Never push the red button.

also...

Austriae est imperare orbi universo

 

[Mage246]

Better advice is to just never fight a land war if you can help it. Those things are just meatgrinders these days.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Space-wars FTW indeed.

 

[CJ1145]

I'm pretty good at pulling things out of people's asses.

In my experience, it's more a matter of putting thing into asses than pulling things out.

 

[Seff]

Wise words of the day: Don't shove things in asses that you're not sure you can get out again.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Straight from one ass to another.

Ho ho.

 

[Seff]

Ass-to-ass is another lesson, not this one. >:I

 

[CJ1145]

Llandy's trying to get two month's worth in one, if you know what I'm saying 

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Nobody knows what you're saying.

Ever.

Now get back to finishing your semi-education.

 

[Sir Saladin]

Wise words of the day: Don't shove things in asses that you're not sure you can get out again.

But if you get something stuck in there anyway try to use your imagination at the emergency room.

Instead of using the same old boring story about how you were on a ladder putting up new drapes while naked and then fell upon a cucumber that happened to be on the nearby coffee table tell them about how you were running naked through an alley, slipped on some loose gravel and landed in a neighbor's cucumber patch while pursuing a peeping Tom.

 

[Seff]

I don't know why it took you this long to find this topic.

 

[CJ1145]

Nobody knows what you're saying.

Ever.

Now get back to finishing your semi-education.

I hate trucks and I hate you!

[me=Pillock]throws a glass of dubiously acquired milk and breaks it[/me]

 

[MadocComadrin]

The milk's glass takes the full force of the impact, cracking the glass and shattering the glass.
Here we see a puddle of milk laced with glass.

 

[CJ1145]

Hmm, yes, indeed. I wonder if the culprit is still about?

 

[Nairagorn]

Computers don't like it when you remove a PCI card while still powered on.

 

[Pharaoh Llandy]

Is this your Top Tip/Word of Wisdom, or What Made You Sad Today? 

 

[Nairagorn]

Just a tip! New kid in the shop here was playing around and precipitated my post.

 

[LtSpearing]

Pillock your sig is just ****ing awesome.

 

[Cookie Eating Huskarl]

Always prepare yourself mentally for what is to come; if you have a car, prepare yourself for the inevitable crash.

Small careless mistakes in the past can turn into huge problems that bite you in the arse when the time comes.

 

[Elduar_Rhinestone]

Live and let live.

Don't judge others and live freely without hurting loved ones.