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Thor would hardly do that as the dog is clearly not worthy of Valhalla.Pharaoh Llandy said:
Alternatively, he could install a few hundred vibrators in the walls to shake the house day and night, so the dog will get used to it. Besides, great house vibes are excellent for a party atmosphere.
I'm pickin' up good vibrations...
pentagathus
Baron
Its not that I don't like the dogs, I just don't like having to look after them and find them very annoying. Like those people who get married and then get old and get on each others tits but never get divorced because they have kids or still love each other even though they make each other miserable. Except its just a couple of annoying dogs.
Maybe I should sacrifice the dogs to Thor so he'll grant me a magic amulet of STD protection?
Maybe I should sacrifice the dogs to Thor so he'll grant me a magic amulet of STD protection?
Mage246
Maybe the dogs should sacrifice you for being such a whiner and being so ****ty at dog training.
Austupaio said:
I don't know! What's with all the Finn-questions? I'm not an expert in Old Norse Finnology, nor am I realted to several old Finnish kings. If you want to know what Finns do and why, ask a Finn!
Sounds like something good for XKCD's "What If?" section.
If you think you can pull 52 pieces of wisdom out of your ass (or somebody else's ass, I guess) every year, then be my guest.
And putting them in there, too!
rebelsquirrell
Grandmaster Knight
My words of wisdom:
When a ignorant man gets a erection it is called a boner.
When a philosopher gets a erection it is called a logical phallusy.
When a ignorant man gets a erection it is called a boner.
When a philosopher gets a erection it is called a logical phallusy.
Vieira said:
Invest in army. A lot. Use several big armies, and always make sure that you can retreat and regroup safely. Do not rush to the enemy territory without backup, if you don't know if there are enemies or not, and how much. Armies around 45-60 units strong are good. Invest in army tradition to get best generals and get discipline and morale bonuses. Use big armies to capture provinces fast by assaulting the fortresses, then reinforce the army to full/almost full strength and morale. Get army-advisers, build war academys. Try to be ahead of the bastards in army technology.
Don't **** with Russians alone unless you're sure you can. I defeated them with heavily army-type Finland. We have a nice chunk of middle-Europe, all of Scandinavia, about 6 Russian provinces and so on. Also defeated Portugal, Spain and France, and I have to say that France was more of a challenge.
