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Not enough surface area to feel the kick.
Oh god. That reminds me of the time when I slightly missed and the axe bounced of the side of the log. It would have cut right into my leg if I would not have twisted it to the side. Left a pretty big bruise...Jock said:Keep your legs far apart from each other while splitting logs. Also close your eyes on the moment of impact, splinters tend to aim for the eyes. Lastly. never keep a hand on the log you splitting. I've seen a man chop off a finger like that.
That was awesome. Sigged.Duh said:If you dont have a condom, try to pull out early. If this doesnt work, turn it into a legitimate rape, because the female body has ways of shutting that down.
FixedCookie Eating Huskarl said:Or you could wear safety glasses/goggles like no one ever.