Taleworlders' Top Tips and Wonderful Words of Wisdom

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Duke
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Sage advice: don't piss into the wind.


edit: unless you like it. In which case, be wary of those behind you.
 
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Keep your legs far apart from each other while splitting logs. Also close your eyes on the moment of impact, splinters tend to aim for the eyes. Lastly. never keep a hand on the log you splitting. I've seen a man chop off a finger like that.
 

Antar

Squire
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Jock said:
Keep your legs far apart from each other while splitting logs. Also close your eyes on the moment of impact, splinters tend to aim for the eyes. Lastly. never keep a hand on the log you splitting. I've seen a man chop off a finger like that.
Oh god. That reminds me of the time when I slightly missed and the axe bounced of the side of the log. It would have cut right into my leg if I would not have twisted it to the side. Left a pretty big bruise... :neutral:

EDIT: Who wears safety goggles while splitting logs? I haven't heard of anyone doing that.
 

Duh

Duke
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If you dont have a condom, try to pull out early. If this doesnt work, turn it into a legitimate rape, because the female body has ways of shutting that down.
 

Antar

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I don't like danger, I just never rally thought of it and it seems a bit pointless since we never have any chips/splinters flying.
 

LtSpearing

Sergeant Knight
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Duh said:
If you dont have a condom, try to pull out early. If this doesnt work, turn it into a legitimate rape, because the female body has ways of shutting that down.
That was awesome. Sigged.

/Applause

Back to the thread~


Although you may make a thread about literature, politics, religion, or the divine cause of the universe, your thread will always receive less views and replies than that of the tits & ass threads.
 

Devercia

Grandmaster Knight
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Cookie Eating Huskarl said:
Or you could wear safety glasses/goggles like no one ever.
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If your lazy enough to answer all Cs on a test, at least have the will to determine whether or not all the questions are in true/false format.

3 minutes of grading an essay for 200 students is 10 hours of grading, on a weekend, that I don't get paid for. GET TO THE ****ING POINT AND STOP TRYING TO BE A PEDANT AND A POET!

If you cheat, at least make sure you understand what you are righting down. Your answers should not resemble a game of telephone. purple monkey dishwasher.
 

Seff

Duke
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When under fire, keep your ****ing head down, and the dirt out of your weapon. Also, keep your feet dry.