Tales of Mount and Blade

[Geheme]

The Swadia Sergeant is walking around the camp looking for his Lord.

-Here you are Sir, good morning.
-Hi my First Sergeant, how is it going today?
-I am fine, Sir, congratulation for you promotion as Marshal of the Swadian Armies.
-Thank you my good man, I was waiting for this for quite some time now.
-You deserved it, Sir.
-OK, stop buttering me up, would you? You are not going to have more fresh beef for lunch.
-Certainly Sir. I am sorry Sir.
-So, we have a war going on, prepair the troops.
-yes Sir ! Oh, by the way we have a little problem with the war if you ask me.
-Really? What is it?
-1200 Khergit horsemen have been spotted heading toward us, Sir.
-...
-And we have only 300 soldiers fit for the battle, Sir.
-If you are looking for me, I ll be in my tent, crying...

 

[Lord Tim]

Suddenly, a mans' voice changed everything. he had been sitting in a dark corner and noone had seemed to notice him earlier.

"Fear not, High Chief. I can not tell you my name, but I'm sure we can win this battle."
"I understand, you must be an overpowered heroe that is too awesome to tell me his name right?"
"No, but I am from the future and I am not allowed to name anything from the future."
"You're what?"
"I'm from the future, I have an awesome, epic lightsword and I have a laptop."
"To war then!"

 

[greatsword]

The party rode out of the encampment to war.
On the field of battle they met with the Khergit emissary and several horse archers.
"What the hell are you riding?" said a Swadian Knight.
"Zis is my Purple Dinosaur" boasted the Khergit, "The bane of kiddies everywhere!"
Then a casual fisherman came running from the encampment.
"My lord, the Vaegirs are riding up the river!"
"What do you mean 'riding up the river'"
"Well their General sir, he is a man with a beard and a bathrobe, and he's walking on the ice!!!!"
'****' thought the general. 'Not David Blaine and his mighty army of childrens TV actors again!

 

[Captured Joe]

The Khergits ran away

 

[Lord Tim]

Now serious cause we haven't given this lad a chance like we usually do should.
It's just so boring to say the same thing time and time again, I should consider making a macro for this.

Alright mister Geheme.
Perhaps it would be nice if you would start with stating what this is going to be. Are you going to do this all by yourself or do you want this to be an RP?
If it is an RP, abandon the idea, for now.
Go here and randomly read some topics. Try to get the hang of how this works and maybe you can even try to apply with a character in one of the active ones.
I am sure that most GM's and players will be willing to help you a bit in the beginning.
First tip: Put some thought into your posts

Apart from the total lack of lore, rules and well... everything except that first minor post of yours, I can see that you have potential, you made a few grammatical errors, but don't we all do that sometimes? It'll get better. At least you managed to write a small paragraph, most newcomers don't even manage to do that.
Good luck and perhaps we'll meet in an RP soon.

 

[Captured Joe]

You are too good, Tim.

Go here and randomly read some topics. Try to get the hang of how this works and maybe you can even try to apply with a character in one of the active ones.

Ehh, he's already here?


Dear Geheme,

The title of this thread leads me to suspect that you intended aforementioned thread to be one in which anyone cal tell a tale about their game or random M&B tales. I feel obliged to inform you, albeit a little too late, that there is already a thread in this board with this function, to say the thread Spin your yarn here!. I suggest that anyone with his or her stories head there to do their stuff there.

-Joe

 

[Lord Tim]

You are too good, Tim.

Yes.

Go here and randomly read some topics. Try to get the hang of how this works and maybe you can even try to apply with a character in one of the active ones.

Ehh, he's already here?

Obviously you did not get the sarcasm of that line

 

[yulgar]

Come on guys, don't rip him a new one, jeez!