Sergeant Knight at Arms
Derpfert the Daft has been complaining that his sword handles poorly, when it's clearly all his fault. Let me tell him what he should do:
First of all, your right hand is in the lower middle of the grip. What the hell is it doing there? Move it up towards the guard!
As for your left hand, I suggest you actually try holding the sword, instead of the air beneath it. There's no pommel there, you're not holding anything!
Something's really wrong with the way this game "calculates" how weapons should be gripped. Seems like certain parameters are off by miles on almost every grip.