Swadian Pride, yo!

[Kiwisdofly]

Note: I'm not a rapper, I don't even like rap. I do, however, enjoy humour. The picture you see below is made by me in exactly three minutes, so no complaining about crapiness.

Please enjoy. Rated M for madness and language.

Inspired by Fargo's pirate rap, found here

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Woke up in my crib,
A peasant ho' at my side,
Looked outside, real quick,
Saw some Vaegir *****es flashin' gang colours,
Talkin' trash, dissin' my hood.
I put on my chainmail, Swadian pride.

Dived to the armoury, got a crossbow in each hand,
Gangsta style; Called my boys together,
Busted some Vaegir foo's; brotha's foreva',
We are a band, keepin' our hoods clean.

Crusin' on my steed of wo',
Sometimes life is a real bo'.
Up and down the Zendar hoods, pumpin' fly beats,
Farmer pimp pushin' ho's on the corner street,
The town crier hollers so bold:
It's all about scorin' them pieces of gold.

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[Bluesman]

Not too bad .

BM

 

[Wang Commando]

Doesn't really rhyme, though

 

[Kiwisdofly]

Them be beats, brotha'!


Umm, yes...well...its rap! It shouldn't *really* rhyme, just a bit...

 

[Kiwisdofly]

Any more opinions? Did you find it amusing or "teh unfuniness"?

 

[Orange]

Dont quit your day job. But there was an obvious effort on your part, so it is not that bad. I've seen far worse.

 

[FLank Sinatra]

Swadian, represent, y0!

 

[Kiwisdofly]

Oh yes, I spent whole 20 minutes on that thing. I mean, I could have been saving children and old grannies! But I didn't...