Subtitle Contest

[Oskoui]

I saw this during an arena tournament

This horse was running pretty fast for an arena horse. He was going so fast that he just couldn't make the turn and well... splat.

Edit: Thanks orange, I changed the images to the resized ones.

 

[Orange]

Cropped and re-sized for everyone's convenience. Breaking tables is not fun!

Early tests for the first versions of the CH-53E 'Super Stallion' were not encouraging.

There's a point where you've had too much weed. This is not that point.

 

[Goty]

Nothing like a game of Pin the tail on the Dead Horse to liven up birthday parties. Bob takes careful aim at the dead tail-less horse... But Alas! Lord Jeff shot the tail in first!

Tears in his eyes, Bob turns away from the horse feeling dejected and realized that it was his party. He could cry if he wanted to.

 

[timmo]

"Pin the tail on the donkey taken a step too far."

 

[jimbobsween]

"Artistic interpretation of the 2004 election."

"Remember when you thought about what life would be like with that supercharged gravity gun from Half-Life 2?"

"Horse crippled."

"There, now nobody will see the spaghetti stain."

"Crazy Glue, It's Crrrrrraaaazzzzaaaayyy!"

"I wish my man could stay up like that.... haha.. am I right ladies?"

"Law and Order: Equestrian Division."

Now that I've driven you all to suicide, I'm done.

 

[LynX]

AMAZING! Wall painting depicting a saddle horse found on wall, carbon dating suggests it is at least 10000 years old!

"A spectator turns away in disgust as animal cruelty reaches new heights in the name of art; horse strung up on wall in convoluted pose"

Artist names it "horse play"

-Ye Olde New Herald ltd.

 

[innokenti]

"The horse, afraid of retribution attempts to escape up the wall".

"Failing that, plays 'dead and nailed to the wall'".

 

[Mad Larkin]

Don't drink and ride

1001 uses for duct tape

 

[hrpatton]

Spider-horse, Spider-horse,
Doughty warrior's last recourse.
Spins a web, to and fro,
Where it comes from, you don't wanna know.
Look out! Here comes the Spider-horse!

Is he mean? Listen bud,
He runs you down then drinks your blood!
Is he fast? No surprise,
Catches bandits just like flies!
Oh no, here comes the Spider-horse!

In the chill of the night
His trap is sprung,
Just a streak of light
And an odor of dung!

Spider-horse, Spider-horse,
Costs more than you've got, of course.
Charge of 20, speed of 10,
Kill him and he'll feed your men.
Look out! Here's the Spider-horse!

You'd better listen to my rhymin'
And don't stand under where he's climbin'!
IT'S SPIDER-HOOOOOORRRRRRRSE!

 

[FLank Sinatra]

this topic is starting to be beating a dead horse.

 

[Orange]

Spider-horse, Spider-horse,
Doughty warrior's last recourse.
Spins a web, to and fro,
Where it comes from, you don't wanna know.
Look out! Here comes the Spider-horse!

Is he mean? Listen bud,
He runs you down then drinks your blood!
Is he fast? No surprise,
Catches bandits just like flies!
Oh no, here comes the Spider-horse!

In the chill of the night
His trap is sprung,
Just a streak of light
And an odor of dung!

Spider-horse, Spider-horse,
Costs more than you've got, of course.
Charge of 20, speed of 10,
Kill him and he'll feed your men.
Look out! Here's the Spider-horse!

You'd better listen to my rhymin'
And don't stand under where he's climbin'!
IT'S SPIDER-HOOOOOORRRRRRRSE!

BEST. THING. EVER.

 

[Tumburu]

I agree with Orange. hrpatton, that is one fantastic rhyme. When I read the "streak of light and an odor of dung" I laughed out loud. Not so smart to do in a cubicle at work...

 

[Mechstra]

Hrpatton, you have talent. That's fantastic.

 

[[bulletproof]]

"****."

 

[Rorthic]

"I said leave it by the wall not on it."

"Earley days of valet parking."

 

[nightrunn3r]

"Nascar: The Early Days"

"Newsflash: Armagan has decided to change the name of the game from "Mount&Blade" to "Blade"

 

[Whitmire]

Hrpatton, that was excellent! Just the idea of a horse "springing his trap".


"Well, they did swear to kill everything I loved, but this is too much."

"Bastards."

 

[Ravenlock]

Spider Horse gets my vote!

Closely followed by "Crazy glue - it's craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy!", which had me laughing pretty hard for a few minutes.

 

[jimbobsween]

I think my subtitles were the best, but that song was pretty kick ass.

 

[Oskoui]

That song was pretty good, but I think jimbobsween still takes the cake. My favorite was "There, now nobody will see the spaghetti stain."