Stupid question but...

[Despereaux]

What is a cleaver?!? 

I mean i got a quest fer it like 2 months ago and i still can't figure out wat it is!!

If someone could tell me it'd be really helpful

 

[calandale]

I've one in my kitchen if you need it.

In game, it's a meat cleaver. Your dictionary should have a picture. If not, search online.

 

[Ilex]

If my memory serves me right it is a piece of kitchen equipment used to chop meat.
Looks like this.

[edit] beat me to it

 

[calandale]

Yeah, but you got the picture in.

 

[Despereaux]

Ohhh ok

i dropped one on my foot once......

in a dream.........

 

[calandale]

I tried to dismember my mother with one. Too bad I failed.

 

[Despereaux]

lemme guess

she pulled out a frying pan and knocked u cold??

 

[calandale]

Unfortunately, like Grendal, my mother is tougher than I am. And no, she has never managed to harm me either.

 

[Despereaux]

just goes to show that u have to keep the peace with violence

motherly love always has it's strings attached

(i.e. they're always in control...almost )