Stranded!

[Vovolov]

(Disclaimer: This will be a learning experience for me, and I'm making this all up as I go, game-wise.)

Roundy finds himself awake with his face in warm, wet sand, a salty taste in his mouth. He stands up and takes a look around. Not much of the ship that they were sailing with yesterday is left, and what is this island he is on? To his right lies another person, which Roundy recognises as his friend Pointy! He seems to be breathing.

What does Roundy do now?

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Well, he'll need food. Pointy over there looks particularly helpless. Better secure the meat before he wakes!

 

[Phonemelter]

Kill pointy for food; having one person on the journey places less strain on supply usage.

Damn you Mag.

 

[Sparkyninja]

I think Roundy really killed himself at the age of 13 of the sudden realisation that his name is ****, he and pointy both slit their eyes and threw themselves under a 30 stone fat man falling as he himself was killing himself for being such a waste. So... This entire situation IS FALSE

*CPU explodes with the paradox*

 

[Eino]

Is Roundy male or female? Check if pointy is male/femal if it's the opposite sex, save Pointy! If not, eat the useless focker.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Kill pointy for food; having one person on the journey places less strain on supply usage.

Damn you Mag.

 

[Dryvus]

Roundy finds himself awake with his face in warm, wet sand, a salty taste in his mouth. He stands up and takes a look around.

First step: Rinse that jizz out of his mouth.

 

[Arcadius112]

Do I even want to know why you know how jizz tastes?

 

[Dryvus]

Downside of omniscience.

 

[nomad1414]

If Roundy and his friend move further inside the island , they will find a cave , inside the cave they will a time machine , which they can use to get back in time , to give themselves a chance to get shipwrecked on an island with more coconut palm trees , and some more plants .

 

[Chechen!]

Roundy needs to pray.

 

[Shatari]

Check yourself and Pointy for wounds. If there are no back injuries, move him to the shade of a nearby tree, and then take stock of the salvageable material from the wrecked boat. Pull what you can out of the water (make sure to set out some wood to dry), and then scout the immediate area for landmarks and potential threats.

 

[Vovolov]

The bad taste in Roundy's mouth is annoying him greatly, so he gurgles on a mouthful of water from the sea, but that doesn't quite help. Roundy decides to help his friend Pointy. He is not quite hungry yet, but a thought flashes through his mind about having to eat his friend Pointy. How could he ever do such a thing? Pointy is definitely breathing, albeit it weakly, so Roundy drags him to the nearest spot of shade he can find.

 

[Almalexia]

So Pointy is a guy, then? Bummer.

 

[Phonemelter]

Find a way to get the coconuts from the tress; the milk inside is a good source of nutrition. Additionally, once you finish with them, use two empty halves and bang them together for faster travel when needed.

 

[Shatari]

Check yourself and Pointy for wounds. With that out of the way: Since Roundy is hungry, let's deal with that before getting to anything serious. Take a quick look at the wreck for any recognizable food sources. If there are none, then take a long piece of wood and knock a coconut out of the southern trees. Stand carefully so that they won't hit you.

Oh, and don't gargle salt water any more! That will only serve to dry you out.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

I see a crab, a starfish, and a barrel. This is perfect. Force the crab and starfish to fight while you use the barrel as a stool to comfortably watch the entertainment.

 

[Almalexia]

Find a way to get the coconuts from the tress; the milk inside is a good source of nutrition. Additionally, once you finish with them, use two empty halves and bang them together for faster travel when needed.

Except the milk causes diarrhea, so you might want to avoid too much of that.

 

[Vovolov]

Roundy checks himself and his friend Pointy for any wounds, but there seem to be none, except for some scratches. Roundy makes his way to some of the wreckage and recognises a net, a barrel that could've been filled with anything but is now probably empty, and many broken planks and other pieces of wood. He makes his way to one of the palm trees and knocks a couple of coconuts from it with a wooden plank. In the meanwhile, Pointy is slowly gaining consciousness again.

- Last one for tonight, gotta get up early tomorrow.

 

[Magorian Aximand]

Pointy needs to listen to the other voices in his head. This voice doesn't feel very well represented.