Steve Jobs is dead
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BattleOfValmy
Congratulations on having the most annoying profile ever.
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Steve Jobs' funeral is expected to cost around $200,000.
Samsung have just announced they'll do it for $200.
I was overjoyed to hear that the father of Apple had died.
But imagine my disappointment when I found out that Chris Martin is still alive.
Reports are coming in that doctors tried reviving Steve Jobs but it turns out the defibrillator required flash.
When Steve Jobs died he was thinner than the latest ipad.
Marvel Studios have announced that they are to make the Steve jobs story:
iUrn Man.
It's iRonic that something with the initials PC killed Steve Jobs
Jobs starts his new project, iDecompose.
Poor Steve, he was rotten to the core.
Serious question, why is everyone God-worshipping Steve Jobs? He attached a hard drive to an MP3 player then later on added a phone. It's not like he cured cancer.
What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Finding maggots in your Apple CEO.
NEWS: Steve Jobs dead.
Police say he overdosed on 2 tablets.
The man who invented the Mac has died.
R.I.P. Ronald McDonald.
Two cancer cells are bored one day when one cancer cell says to the other,
"That's it. We need to get Jobs".
What's the difference between cancer and the >Insert race<?
Cancer gets jobs.
Bill Gates said Steve Jobs 'had a profound impact on the world of technology',
followed by, ' and now the world shall be mine! MUHAHAHAHAHA!'
Steve Jobs isn't really dead, the nurses are just holding him the wrong way.
Steve Jobs embodied everything about Apple's products - all the way down to the shorter-than-advertised battery life
It's a bit chilly this morning. I've sent an email to Mrs Jobs as I hear she has some spare turtle neck sweaters going.
Boy, Samsung and HTC have some stiff competition now.
Ironic that at the end of it all Jobs must go through Gates to login.
What's the only thing less likely than Steve Jobs switching on his iPad tomorrow?
Amanda Knox finding a room-mate.
Cancer - Loves the jobs you hate.
It's going be an open casket at Steve Jobs' funeral so people can have some facetime.
Steve Jobs is going to be buried, there's a gap for that.
Steve Jobs resigned as CEO of Apple due to fears he was turning into an Apple product.
Every year he got thinner and broke the bank for an upgrade.
So, Steve Jobs dies because of pancreatic cancer?
I thought there's an op for that.
Steve Jobs' funeral is expected to cost around $200,000.
Samsung have just announced they'll do it for $200.
I was overjoyed to hear that the father of Apple had died.
But imagine my disappointment when I found out that Chris Martin is still alive.
Reports are coming in that doctors tried reviving Steve Jobs but it turns out the defibrillator required flash.
When Steve Jobs died he was thinner than the latest ipad.
Marvel Studios have announced that they are to make the Steve jobs story:
iUrn Man.
It's iRonic that something with the initials PC killed Steve Jobs
Jobs starts his new project, iDecompose.
Poor Steve, he was rotten to the core.
Serious question, why is everyone God-worshipping Steve Jobs? He attached a hard drive to an MP3 player then later on added a phone. It's not like he cured cancer.
What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Finding maggots in your Apple CEO.
NEWS: Steve Jobs dead.
Police say he overdosed on 2 tablets.
The man who invented the Mac has died.
R.I.P. Ronald McDonald.
Two cancer cells are bored one day when one cancer cell says to the other,
"That's it. We need to get Jobs".
What's the difference between cancer and the >Insert race<?
Cancer gets jobs.
Bill Gates said Steve Jobs 'had a profound impact on the world of technology',
followed by, ' and now the world shall be mine! MUHAHAHAHAHA!'
Steve Jobs isn't really dead, the nurses are just holding him the wrong way.
Steve Jobs embodied everything about Apple's products - all the way down to the shorter-than-advertised battery life
It's a bit chilly this morning. I've sent an email to Mrs Jobs as I hear she has some spare turtle neck sweaters going.
Boy, Samsung and HTC have some stiff competition now.
Ironic that at the end of it all Jobs must go through Gates to login.
What's the only thing less likely than Steve Jobs switching on his iPad tomorrow?
Amanda Knox finding a room-mate.
Cancer - Loves the jobs you hate.
It's going be an open casket at Steve Jobs' funeral so people can have some facetime.
Steve Jobs is going to be buried, there's a gap for that.
Steve Jobs resigned as CEO of Apple due to fears he was turning into an Apple product.
Every year he got thinner and broke the bank for an upgrade.
So, Steve Jobs dies because of pancreatic cancer?
I thought there's an op for that.
Too early. 
Duke Daniel Milutin
Banned
What should happend? They have a new leader..
Then you really fit your avatar just like I thoughtNahkuri 说:
Lord Burgess1
Anything that takes longer to watch than it does to open can sod off.
Cool stories bro (really, I mean it), but that last sentence was utterly nonsense.
Chechen!
The jokes are pretty good though.
BattleOfValmy
Wow, I didn't know Jobs was also CEO of Pixar.
Absolutely hilarious. But no.
Anyway, it is sad to see such a brilliant man as Steve Jobs who revolutionized the computer business pass away. R.I.P.
Anyway, it is sad to see such a brilliant man as Steve Jobs who revolutionized the computer business pass away. R.I.P.
Wolfhead
Count
I have to hand it to the guy. He was clever, he was a great achiever in informatics, which is my current field of work and learning. Never did know much about him other than his struggle with cancer. Overall, though I'm not particularly hurting, it's a shame a reasonable human being has died. I've come to learn that he donated to charity, and also helped create Pixar, so he contributed, at least to an extent to make my childhood and of many others, happier. So, best of luck to his relatives, thanks for everything and rest in peace.
