SNOW!

[Sir Prince]

BALLS! Can someone change the rock texture into snowballs? ANd maybe make a more effective rock called sharp iceballs.

Now, to eat teh pizzaz!


So, anyone else just thoguh of a rodger the shrubber unit? Wearing shruberies? WEARING TREES! FOREST BANDITS WERAING PLANTS!
Mount bans wearing rock like caps. sea raiders abushing you on the bwach dressed as animals! and lnogs and sand.

 

[Lethandis]

Haha, I love it! Maybe a joke mod with snowballs, wiffle bats instead of clubs, etc. Or even a iceworld thing, were blades look like they are made of ice, wooden parts of weapons look to be crafted from solid snow. . .dunno, I'm getting a growing urge to slap myself, so I'm going to stop now.

 

[Sir Prince]

YES YES! A JOKE MOD!

 

[Nairagorn]

Lol at your sig Prince.

And yes, I would 100% support a joke mod.

Wood textured weapons, beer and chips instead of meat or fish. A big middle finger emblazoned on a shield...

 

[okiN]

Hurray for joke mods! It's time for the M&B modders to prove that they are t3h funnay!

 

[Lethandis]

Alright, for the joke mod, what about ride-em ponies. . .you know, replace all the horses with sticks and horse-heads? I'm not sure how well you could do this, wasn't 0.7 going to come with an editor that let us play with the meshes?

other things to see in a joke mod:

-plate mail with the butt cut out and either cheeks, or heart-boxers

-bannana launchers in place of crossbows

-swords made of fish (you've just been TROUT-SLAPPED)

-Some really obsurd cargo for merchants to ask you to carry ("I have a load of overdue prophelactics. . .could you take them to Suno?" "Can you take 50 feet of flight line to Tihr?")

-Squeaky hammers for 2-handed maces

-Fly-swatters for axes

-a super powered snowball. . .the DREADED YELLOW SNOWBALL!

 

[Lhorkan]

A 'fro for your hero! And a rat-flail!

 

[Narcissus]

-plate mail with the butt cut out and either cheeks, or heart-boxers

Thank ... :gasp: ... oh, thank ... :snort: ... Oh wow, thank you!!

I nearly died when I saw this. I imagined the back of some dom's black leather attire but in plate. I'm still laughing at the mental image this produced.

Wish I could give a name-tag to you ... would call you 'bare-arsed plate boy' .... hahahaha!

Thanks!!

Narcissus

 

[Lhorkan]

-_____-

 

[Narcissus]

The pic is so dark, I can't make out what it is.

 

[Lhorkan]

Edit: funzor²

 

[Lhorkan]

The first ever M&B tattoo!

It still needs some final tweaking, but I nearly got it. (it's quite hard to get it right, because the back texture consist of 2 seperate pieces, so it needs a lot of trial and error. That's also the reason why the "&" will never look perfect)

Edit: moved the "-I" a bit more to the right.

 

[Sir Prince]

DEAR GODLESSNESS! WHAT DID I FIGURATIVELY GIVE BIRTH TO!!!

*Excellent* this is going to be great. Just make sure THE PEOPLE WHO CONTRIBUTED IDEAS (EG, everyone so far in this thread except for OKIN) arel isted in the credits.

 

[okiN]

lol, sweet tattoo!

*Glares viciously at PrinceScamp* I suggest replacing the dark hunters with the knights who say ni. You could make horned helmets for them replace all their damage and death sounds with "Ni!"

 

[Nahadiel]

Instead of throwong stones you could use throwing cakes or potatoes. Maybe using a "teddy-bear" texture for some troops´skins...

 

[Ancientwanker]

Dont forget the throwing great lances. I always wanted to try that.

 

[Lethandis]

Come On! Step-Right-Up!

Now YOU, that's right, YOU too, can be just like Topper Harley with your very own CHICKEN BOW! This bow's elegent and sleek design is surpassed only by the terrified look of the chickens it fires!

(heh, I need to get to work on a model for the chicken arrow. Has anyone gotten down the process for editing the models yet?)

 

[Garth]

Sea raiders should be in skimpy bunny suits (i.e. attachable ears and white, fluffy bikinis).

That way, at least you have something (pleasant?) to stare at when you die.

 

[Sir Prince]

ROFL! @okin: the caps aren't supsed to be there but i'm 2 lazy to edit.

Hmm, how about turning tulga into an igloo city?

 

[thadivine]

lol, sweet tattoo!

*Glares viciously at PrinceScamp* I suggest replacing the dark hunters with the knights who say ni. You could make horned helmets for them replace all their damage and death sounds with "Ni!"

lol, i love that movie