Snoop's checklist

[Snoop]

Ultimately, it's a learning experience.

^ This.

 

[BlackTide]

1. Get TK'd on GK siege.
2. Create a smurf to use when you're playing badly.
3. Make a 2 hander rage quit by using archery or throwing weapons then say GF.
4. Ensure that you get banned from POM at least once.
5. Become an admin and then abuse the **** out of your power.
6. Start a tournament and pretend you are European.
7. Grab your clanmates and poll ban a nub.
8. Make a ban appeal and say your little brother did it.
9. Ask for duels when no one is left alive on your team in battle.
10. Run naked through the map and type in all caps "LOL" and pretend that everyone else thinks it's funny as well.
11. When you die, be sure to type in chat "well, this is a ****ty map."
12. Glitch a map.
13. Complain about someone glitching.
14. Rage on that ****ing archer spam!
15. Say "bull****" to yourself 76 times during an event.
16. Only pussies use shields. Make sure you let the entire server know that.
17. Say fag as many times as possible during one of your sessions. Yeah, work that in there.
18. Create a shield wall with your clan and expect it to work. Be confident here.
19. Use Napoleonic war tactics in your new native clan and say "wtf" when you lose the round.
20. Ask native players to join your regiment, constantly.
21. Kill Snoop.
22. Join TS and annoy the **** out of everyone.
23. Fight in Dave's Dojo.
24. Blame your ping.
25. Lead a pickup while you're drunk.
26. Lead a pickup while you're Letholdus.
27. Use a ranged weapon and jump over an opponents shield to hit them in the face. Must type something insulting afterwards.
28. Knock out Mrnomnom with a hammer and make him wear shoes.
29. Read 1000 pages of Orion's posts.
30. Get your bros on siege and stack against GK.
31. Kill ALL the Wappaws!
32. When a map is over in a scrim, kill all your teamates.
33. Get muted on TW.
34. Tell Tyrion he's bad.
35. Go mountain climbing with Beer.
36. Be subjected to the cruel tutelage of Nevino. Or just follow him in a scrim.
37. Argue with Zaffa and declare that you're never playing this ****ty game again.
38. Listen to Snoop's late night stories.
39. When your team loses a few rounds say "I don't like this server." When your team is winning compliment the servers performance.
40. Complain to a teamate for stealing your kills. When you die ask your teamates why they didn't support you.
41. Make Madawg really mad.
42. Make Rhade rage quit at least once.
43. Kill three pubbers while eating ramen noodles.
44. Duel a Balion.
45. Call 'Eternal' Catholic.
46. Complain about 100 gold.
47. Complain about them Euro's coming over here and winning our tournaments.
48. Claim that things were better in Beta but you can't explain why.

 

[stareyed]

I can't do alot of these because.. well, the limitations of reality. i can't BE someone else.

You can be Letholdus, you just have to try harder.

That's so inspiring ;_;

 

[CoolMB]

I can't do alot of these because.. well, the limitations of reality. i can't BE someone else.

You can be Letholdus, you just have to try harder.

That's so inspiring ;_;

I would help you become me...but I already got 3 students to mentor.

Here's a little Leth checklist to help you out:

1 ) Have a very busy schedule
2 ) Buy a few bottles of Niquil (or the new, non-habit forming Z-quil)
3 ) Have a great sense of humor
4 ) Win Prom King at your school (that's right *****es  )
5 ) Don't give a fawk about nothin'
6 ) Try to show up to things and fail terribly
7 ) Make many frans
8 ) Show up in TS or mumble at random times

*Good luck with number 4...you may need a time machine*

 

[Snoop]

Just out of curiosity, is there anyone that hasn't accomplished number 21?

 

[Trebron]

Me T_T

 

[stareyed]

Just out of curiosity, is there anyone that hasn't accomplished number 21?

I haven't cuz u are just too sneaky

 

[Snoop]

Heh, forgot about this thread. Seems no one ever managed to become Letholdus. Well, except for Leth.

 

[Orion]

Just out of curiosity, is there anyone that hasn't accomplished number 21?

Snop, please. Everyone has done that.

Also, I feel like 48 was made just for me.

 

[Snoop]

Just out of curiosity, is there anyone that hasn't accomplished number 21?

Snop, please. Everyone has done that.

Also, I feel like 48 was made just for me.

Number 48. Madawg made me do it.

 

[MadocComadrin]

隐藏: 26-27/50

Things every NA player should do. This is a list of things to ensure the proper development of the NA player.

1. Get TK'd on GK siege. Bonus points for being TK'd by fire while fighting on the flag?
2. Create a smurf to use when you're playing badly.
3. Make a 2 hander rage quit by using archery or throwing weapons then say GF.
4. Ensure that you get banned from POM at least once.
5. Become an admin and then abuse the **** out of your power.
6. Start a tournament and pretend you are European.
7. Grab your clanmates and poll ban a nub.
8. Make a ban appeal and say your little brother did it.
9. Ask for duels when no one is left alive on your team in battle.
10. Run naked through the map and type in all caps "LOL" and pretend that everyone else thinks it's funny as well.
11. When you die, be sure to type in chat "well, this is a ****ty map."
12. Glitch a map.
13. Complain about someone glitching.
14. Rage on that ****ing archer spam!
15. Say "bull****" to yourself 76 times during an event.
16. Only pussies use shields. Make sure you let the entire server know that.
17. Say fag as many times as possible during one of your sessions. Yeah, work that in there.
18. Create a shield wall with your clan and expect it to work. Be confident here.
19. Use Napoleonic war tactics in your new native clan and say "wtf" when you lose the round.
20. Ask native players to join your regiment, constantly.
21. Kill Snoop.
22. Join TS and annoy the **** out of everyone.
23. Fight in Dave's Dojo.
24. Blame your ping.
25. Lead a pickup while you're drunk.
26. Lead a pickup while you're Letholdus.
27. Use a ranged weapon and jump over an opponents shield to hit them in the face. Must type something insulting afterwards.
28. Knock out Mrnomnom with a hammer and make him wear shoes.
29. Read 1000 pages of Orion's posts.
30. Get your bros on siege and stack against GK. - Only if GK v GK stacks count. 
31. Kill ALL the Wappaws!
32. When a map is over in a scrim, kill all your teamates.
33. Get muted on TW.
34. Tell Tyrion he's bad.
35. Go mountain climbing with Beer.
36. Be subjected to the cruel tutelage of Nevino. Or just follow him in a scrim.
37. Argue with Zaffa and declare that you're never playing this ****ty game again.
38. Listen to Snoop's late night stories.
39. When your team loses a few rounds say "I don't like this server." When your team is winning compliment the servers performance.
40. Complain to a teamate for stealing your kills. When you die ask your teamates why they didn't support you.
41. Make Madawg really mad.
42. Make Rhade rage quit at least once.
43. Kill three pubbers while eating ramen noodles.
44. Pronounce WilySly's name wrong just to piss him off. "Sup Willy?"
45. If you're bad at the game, use the word "Elitist" alot. Essays on the subject are even better.
46. Listen To Captain Lust's ****ty singing. Meh, not too bad with the guitar though.
47. Get headshot by Peers or Lagstro. **** you both!
48. Join a Balion event and pretend it's fair. Alternatively, make a huge protest against the event on TW.
49. Spam with the bamboo spear until you get poll banned. - Pre-nerf too!
50. Circle a player with your friends and kick him to death, especially nice if he has expensive gear.
Ok I'll add to this. Any suggestions for my checklist?

 

[Snoop]

Remember this? Heh.

 

[Orion]

Things every NA player should do. This is a list of things to ensure the proper development of the NA player.

1. Get TK'd on GK siege.
2. Create a smurf to use when you're playing badly.
3. Make a 2 hander rage quit by using archery or throwing weapons then say GF.
4. Ensure that you get banned from POM at least once.
5. Become an admin and then abuse the **** out of your power. Define abuse
6. Start a tournament and pretend you are European.
7. Grab your clanmates and poll ban a nub.
8. Make a ban appeal and say your little brother did it.
9. Ask for duels when no one is left alive on your team in battle.
10. Run naked through the map and type in all caps "LOL" and pretend that everyone else thinks it's funny as well.
11. When you die, be sure to type in chat "well, this is a ****ty map."
12. Glitch a map. To kill a glitcher
13. Complain about someone glitching.
14. Rage on that ****ing archer spam!
15. Say "bull****" to yourself 76 times during an event.
16. Only pussies use shields. Make sure you let the entire server know that.
17. Say fag as many times as possible during one of your sessions. Yeah, work that in there.
18. Create a shield wall with your clan and expect it to work. Be confident here.
19. Use Napoleonic war tactics in your new native clan and say "wtf" when you lose the round.
20. Ask native players to join your regiment, constantly.
21. Kill Snoop. Too many times to count
22. Join TS and annoy the **** out of everyone.
23. Fight in Dave's Dojo. Dave's internet dojo, sure
24. Blame your ping.
25. Lead a pickup while you're drunk.
26. Lead a pickup while you're Letholdus.
27. Use a ranged weapon and jump over an opponents shield to hit them in the face. Must type something insulting afterwards.
28. Knock out Mrnomnom with a hammer and make him wear shoes.
29. Read 1000 pages of Orion's posts. - lol I don't read that ****
30. Get your bros on siege and stack against GK.
31. Kill ALL the Wappaws!
32. When a map is over in a scrim, kill all your teamates.
33. Get muted on TW.
34. Tell Tyrion he's bad.
35. Go mountain climbing with Beer.
36. Be subjected to the cruel tutelage of Nevino. Or just follow him in a scrim.
37. Argue with Zaffa and declare that you're never playing this ****ty game again.
38. Listen to Snoop's late night stories.
39. When your team loses a few rounds say "I don't like this server." When your team is winning compliment the servers performance.
40. Complain to a teamate for stealing your kills. When you die ask your teamates why they didn't support you.
41. Make Madawg really mad.
42. Make Rhade rage quit at least once. Maybe? He'd never admit to it.
43. Kill three pubbers while eating ramen noodles.
44. Pronounce WilySly's name wrong just to piss him off. "Sup Willy?"
45. If you're bad at the game, use the word "Elitist" alot. Essays on the subject are even better.
46. Listen To Captain Lust's ****ty singing. Meh, not too bad with the guitar though.
47. Get headshot by Peers or Lagstro. **** you both!
48. Join a Balion event and pretend it's fair. Alternatively, make a huge protest against the event on TW. The second
49. Spam with the bamboo spear until you get poll banned.
50. Circle a player with your friends and kick him to death, especially nice if he has expensive gear.
Ok I'll add to this. Any suggestions for my checklist?

 

[aekilju]

Who better to educate us in ancient history than Snoop himself?

 

[nikklenikkle]

kms

 

[CoolMB]

Remember this? Heh.

I won technically. Cuz I'm me. And no one else is me.

GG