Snoop's checklist

[Snoop]

I googled "Kurwa" would it be better used as "****" or "*****?"

How would you use Kurwa in an English sentence?

 

[Golradir]

Kurwa, trebron is too good.

 

[Snusmakaren]

XD

 

[Trebron]

I googled "Kurwa" would it be better used as "****" or "*****?"

How would you use Kurwa in an English sentence?

here's a good explaination
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdWlspF3B2M
you can use "kurwa" as "f***" but also it's commonly used as "****", "damnit" etc. The best word to describe a ***** is "dziwka"

 

[KissMyAxe]

I googled "Kurwa" would it be better used as "****" or "*****?"

As far as I know, the meaning is akin to "****". But since the word is the most common (the only?) curse in Polish, the English counterpart should be "****".

P.S.: I've always wanted to write a serious linguistic post about curse words. Thank you, Snoop.

 

[MrNomNom]

1. Get TK'd on GK siege.
2. Create a smurf to use when you're playing badly.
3. Make a 2 hander rage quit by using archery or throwing weapons then say GF.
4. Ensure that you get banned from POM at least once.
5. Become an admin and then abuse the **** out of your power.
6. Start a tournament and pretend you are European.
7. Grab your clanmates and poll ban a nub.
8. Make a ban appeal and say your little brother did it.
9. Ask for duels when no one is left alive on your team in battle.
10. Run naked through the map and type in all caps "LOL" and pretend that everyone else thinks it's funny as well.
11. When you die, be sure to type in chat "well, this is a ****ty map."
12. Glitch a map.
13. Complain about someone glitching.
14. Rage on that ****ing archer spam!
15. Say "bull****" to yourself 76 times during an event.
16. Only pussies use shields. Make sure you let the entire server know that.
17. Say fag as many times as possible during one of your sessions. Yeah, work that in there.
18. Create a shield wall with your clan and expect it to work. Be confident here.
19. Use Napoleonic war tactics in your new native clan and say "wtf" when you lose the round.
20. Ask native players to join your regiment, constantly.
21. Kill Snoop.
22. Join TS and annoy the **** out of everyone.
23. Fight in Dave's Dojo.
24. Blame your ping.
25. Lead a pickup while you're drunk.
26. Lead a pickup while you're Letholdus.
27. Use a ranged weapon and jump over an opponents shield to hit them in the face. Must type something insulting afterwards.
28. Knock out Mrnomnom with a hammer and make him wear shoes. (this one's offensive)
29. Read 1000 pages of Orion's posts.
30. Get your bros on siege and stack against GK.
31. Kill ALL the Wappaws!
32. When a map is over in a scrim, kill all your teamates.
33. Get muted on TW.
34. Tell Tyrion he's bad.
35. Go mountain climbing with Beer.
36. Be subjected to the cruel tutelage of Nevino. Or just follow him in a scrim.
37. Argue with Zaffa and declare that you're never playing this ****ty game again.
38. Listen to Snoop's late night stories.
39. When your team loses a few rounds say "I don't like this server." When your team is winning compliment the servers performance.
40. Complain to a teamate for stealing your kills. When you die ask your teamates why they didn't support you.

this is fun

 

[CoolMB]

Things every NA player should do. This is a list of things to ensure the proper development of the NA player.

1. Get TK'd on GK siege.
2. Create a smurf to use when you're playing badly.
3. Make a 2 hander rage quit by using archery or throwing weapons then say GF.
4. Ensure that you get banned from POM at least once.
5. Become an admin and then abuse the **** out of your power.
6. Start a tournament and pretend you are European.
7. Grab your clanmates and poll ban a nub.
8. Make a ban appeal and say your little brother did it.
9. Ask for duels when no one is left alive on your team in battle.
10. Run naked through the map and type in all caps "LOL" and pretend that everyone else thinks it's funny as well.
11. When you die, be sure to type in chat "well, this is a ****ty map."
12. Glitch a map.
13. Complain about someone glitching.
14. Rage on that ******** archer spam!
15. Say "bull****" to yourself 76 times during an event.
16. Only pussies use shields. Make sure you let the entire server know that.
17. Say fag as many times as possible during one of your sessions. Yeah, work that in there.
18. Create a shield wall with your clan and expect it to work. Be confident here.
19. Use Napoleonic war tactics in your new native clan and say "wtf" when you lose the round.
20. Ask native players to join your regiment, constantly.
21. Kill Snoop.
22. Join TS and annoy the **** out of everyone.
23. Fight in Dave's Dojo.
24. Blame your ping.
25. Lead a pickup while you're drunk.
26. Lead a pickup while you're Letholdus. (Too ez)
27. Use a ranged weapon and jump over an opponents shield to hit them in the face. Must type something insulting afterwards.
28. Knock out Mrnomnom with a hammer and make him wear shoes.
29. Read 1000 pages of Orion's posts.
30. Get your bros on siege and stack against GK.
31. Kill ALL the Wappaws!
32. When a map is over in a scrim, kill all your teamates.
33. Get muted on TW.
34. Tell Tyrion he's bad.
35. Go mountain climbing with Beer.
36. Be subjected to the cruel tutelage of Nevino. Or just follow him in a scrim.
37. Argue with Zaffa and declare that you're never playing this ****ty game again.
38. Listen to Snoop's late night stories.
39. When your team loses a few rounds say "I don't like this server." When your team is winning compliment the servers performance.
40. Complain to a teamate for stealing your kills. When you die ask your teamates why they didn't support you.
Ok I'll add to this. Any suggestions for my checklist?

RED = NOT DONE
Good luck to the rest of you with number 26...though it's pretty much the same as number 25.

Also, Snoop. Add "run a practice drunk and play duck-duck-goose" (fun times)

 

[Nevino]

Things every NA player should do. This is a list of things to ensure the proper development of the NA player.

1. Get TK'd on GK siege.
2. Create a smurf to use when you're playing badly.
3. Make a 2 hander rage quit by using archery or throwing weapons then say GF.
4. Ensure that you get banned from POM at least once.
5. Become an admin and then abuse the **** out of your power.
6. Start a tournament and pretend you are European.
7. Grab your clanmates and poll ban a nub.
8. Make a ban appeal and say your little brother did it.
9. Ask for duels when no one is left alive on your team in battle.
10. Run naked through the map and type in all caps "LOL" and pretend that everyone else thinks it's funny as well.
11. When you die, be sure to type in chat "well, this is a ****ty map."
12. Glitch a map.
13. Complain about someone glitching.
14. Rage on that ******** archer spam!
15. Say "bull****" to yourself 76 times during an event.
16. Only pussies use shields. Make sure you let the entire server know that.
17. Say fag as many times as possible during one of your sessions. Yeah, work that in there.
18. Create a shield wall with your clan and expect it to work. Be confident here.
19. Use Napoleonic war tactics in your new native clan and say "wtf" when you lose the round.
20. Ask native players to join your regiment, constantly.
21. Kill Snoop.
22. Join TS and annoy the **** out of everyone.
23. Fight in Dave's Dojo.
24. Blame your ping.
25. Lead a pickup while you're drunk.
26. Lead a pickup while you're Letholdus. (Too ez)
27. Use a ranged weapon and jump over an opponents shield to hit them in the face. Must type something insulting afterwards.
28. Knock out Mrnomnom with a hammer and make him wear shoes.
29. Read 1000 pages of Orion's posts.
30. Get your bros on siege and stack against GK.
31. Kill ALL the Wappaws!
32. When a map is over in a scrim, kill all your teamates.
33. Get muted on TW.
34. Tell Tyrion he's bad.
35. Go mountain climbing with Beer.
36. Be subjected to the cruel tutelage of Nevino. Or just follow him in a scrim.
37. Argue with Zaffa and declare that you're never playing this ****ty game again.
38. Listen to Snoop's late night stories.
39. When your team loses a few rounds say "I don't like this server." When your team is winning compliment the servers performance.
40. Complain to a teamate for stealing your kills. When you die ask your teamates why they didn't support you.
Ok I'll add to this. Any suggestions for my checklist?

RED = NOT DONE
Good luck to the rest of you with number 26...though it's pretty much the same as number 25.

Also, Snoop. Add "run a practice drunk and play duck-duck-goose" (fun times)

since when did I lead a scrim with you?

 

[Snoop]

since when did I lead a scrim with you?

Nevino. I've followed you in many scrims, including NW. I'm the drunk, I'm suppose to be the one that can't remember.

 

[CoolMB]

since when did I lead a scrim with you?

Nevino. I've followed you in many scrims, including NW. I'm the drunk, I'm suppose to be the one that can't remember.

I doubt I'll ever get muted....though arguing with Zaffa is possible. Does cursing at him count?

 

[Snoop]

since when did I lead a scrim with you?

Nevino. I've followed you in many scrims, including NW. I'm the drunk, I'm suppose to be the one that can't remember.

I doubt I'll ever get muted....though arguing with Zaffa is possible. Does cursing at him count?

TW admins should allow all manner of cursing at Zaffa. No fear.

 

[findecanno]

1. Get TK'd on GK siege.
2. Create a smurf to use when you're playing badly.
3. Make a 2 hander rage quit by using archery or throwing weapons then say GF.
4. Ensure that you get banned from POM at least once.
5. Become an admin and then abuse the **** out of your power.
6. Start a tournament and pretend you are European.
7. Grab your clanmates and poll ban a nub.
8. Make a ban appeal and say your little brother did it.
9. Ask for duels when no one is left alive on your team in battle.
10. Run naked through the map and type in all caps "LOL" and pretend that everyone else thinks it's funny as well.
11. When you die, be sure to type in chat "well, this is a ****ty map."
12. Glitch a map.
13. Complain about someone glitching.
14. Rage on that ****ing archer spam!
15. Say "bull****" to yourself 76 times during an event.
16. Only pussies use shields. Make sure you let the entire server know that.
17. Say fag as many times as possible during one of your sessions. Yeah, work that in there.
18. Create a shield wall with your clan and expect it to work. Be confident here.
19. Use Napoleonic war tactics in your new native clan and say "wtf" when you lose the round.
20. Ask native players to join your regiment, constantly.
21. Kill Snoop.
22. Join TS and annoy the **** out of everyone.
23. Fight in Dave's Dojo.
24. Blame your ping.
25. Lead a pickup while you're drunk.
26. Lead a pickup while you're Letholdus.
27. Use a ranged weapon and jump over an opponents shield to hit them in the face. Must type something insulting afterwards.
28. Knock out Mrnomnom with a hammer and make him wear shoes.
29. Read 1000 pages of Orion's posts.
30. Get your bros on siege and stack against GK.
31. Kill ALL the Wappaws!
32. When a map is over in a scrim, kill all your teamates.
33. Get muted on TW.
34. Tell Tyrion he's bad.
35. Go mountain climbing with Beer.
36. Be subjected to the cruel tutelage of Nevino. Or just follow him in a scrim.
37. Argue with Zaffa and declare that you're never playing this ****ty game again.
38. Listen to Snoop's late night stories.
39. When your team loses a few rounds say "I don't like this server." When your team is winning compliment the servers performance.
40. Complain to a teamate for stealing your kills. When you die ask your teamates why they didn't support you.
41. Make Madawg really mad.
42. Make Rhade rage quit at least once.
43. Kill three pubbers while eating ramen noodles.


How did I do?

 

[Azrooh]

35. Go mountain climbing with Beer.

Damnit Beer.

 

[CoolMB]

35. Go mountain climbing with Beer.

Damnit Beer.

This reminds me....

Add "have a deep, personal (almost sensual) relationship with Beer"

 

[Snoop]

35. Go mountain climbing with Beer.

Damnit Beer.

This reminds me....

Add "have a deep, personal (almost sensual) relationship with Beer"

Refer to number 17.

 

[alden]

Snoop, obviously you must include the all-important reading of the prestigious and glorious HOBOTHREAD, and perhaps gaining a rudimentary understanding of HOBOSPEECH, and how one might avoid the CAPSLOCKHOBODEMON!

http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,113825.0.html

 

[Snoop]

Snoop, obviously you must include the all-important reading of the prestigious and glorious HOBOTHREAD, and perhaps gaining a rudimentary understanding of HOBOSPEECH, and how one might avoid the CAPSLOCKHOBODEMON!

http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,113825.0.html

Ok the hobo crap was before my time. However, hobo stew is quite tasty if you've ever tried that.

 

[stareyed]

I can't do alot of these because.. well, the limitations of reality. i can't BE someone else.

 

[Snoop]

I can't do alot of these because.. well, the limitations of reality. i can't BE someone else.

You can be Letholdus, you just have to try harder.

 

[Juve]

Ultimately, it's a learning experience.