Smash that stereotype!

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Inspired My Merrick and Rosso and Kate's Morning show i thought we might do thissmash the stereotype people assosciate with you!

I'll start

1. I'm Asian and i DON'T play MMO's
2. I wear make up and im NOT gay or scene im visual kei get overit!
3. I'm an Anarchronist but that DOESN'T make me illiterate or dumb
4.I'm Japanese and I DON'T play the violin or piano I scream in my band XP
5. I'm a gamer and I CAN oh what scratch that I cant get a girlfriend.
6. I'm a teen and I DON'T BINGE DRINK
7. I'm a metal-head(as in the type of music) and im not COMPLETELY rowdy
 
I'm confused... does he mean anarchist or anachronist? Maybe we'd better double-check that illiterate or dumb business.
 
Let's see. You're a Japanese teen, obsessed with your hair, you put on makeup - which does make you gay - and are ridden with superstitions, one being that you think being in a band will boost your image, even if your band is only requisitioned by your sympathetic mother and her gaggle of friends to play at funerals for people they've never liked and will hate even in death; they'd get you to play at your own funeral, if it wasn't such a logistical ****ing paradox.

*Gasp*
 
Toru Yamatashi said:
7. I'm a metal and im not COMPLETELY rowdy

Wow, that's new. I always thought the constant flow of electrons between metal molecules made them "rowdy" in a sense. Aside from that, yeah, metal doesn't really move much in room temp, 'cept like Mercury.
 
In short, you look and act silly and you're proud of it.  :razz:

Well, I'm Dutch, so that, stereotypically, must mean I walk through tulip fields all day, stoned out of my mind, wearing wooden shoes and looking at windmills and dikes all day. I also have a large collection of Delftware pottery, eat cheese all day and kill every grandma I see shuffling around.

Wrong. Very wrong. I hate cheese.  :mad:
 
I would eat a scone, and I do drink tea. Llandy, I do believe we were each born in the wrong country.
 
Pharaoh Llandy said:
Let us swap bodies at once, for surely we were also born the wrong gender!

Oh dear... I suppose we'll have to. I don't think I thought this through to it's logical conclusion :sad:. Oh well, you may begin consciousness transfer when ready.

[me=Mage246]gives his balls one last fond squeeze of fairwell[/me]

One to beam up, Scotty.
 
Mage246 said:
Pharaoh Llandy said:
Let us swap bodies at once, for surely we were also born the wrong gender!

Oh dear... I suppose we'll have to. I don't think I thought this through to it's logical conclusion :sad:. Oh well, you may begin consciousness transfer when ready.

[me=Mage246]gives his balls one last fond squeeze of fairwell[/me]

One to beam up, Scotty.

Don't worry, you'll be swapping your balls for something even better.... a brane that won't get accidentally crushed between your legs!
 
Mage246 said:
An obvious lie, nobody hates cheese. Nobody.

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It... it... it's true! I don't really hate cheese! I only dislike it when it isn't melting/melted. Why do you force me to say this! Why! *boohooblooo*
 
Pharaoh Llandy said:
Don't worry, you'll be swapping your balls for something even better.... a brane that won't get accidentally crushed between your legs!

Maybe you should take a test drive first... I'm not sure you really understand how to drive "stick".
 
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