Sig-Worthy Quotes MKII

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

The **** is an extension of the body and therefore an extension of the brain. **** is pure undiluted gender.

 

[Seff]

No wonder it stinks so much.

 

[Lord Brutus]

The **** is an extension of the body and therefore an extension of the brain. **** is pure undiluted gender.

And another piece of the forum has died.

 

[Cpt. Nemo]

There is nothing wrong with being contrarian. You just make a virtue of being contrarian just for the sake of it as a defensive mechanism.

I mean, no.

<3

 

[Dystopian]

Now this is what I call humor.

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

Humour*

 

[Dystopian]

Now this is what I call humour.

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

Asterix is better than Tintin. Also i am good at drawing people

Can you believe the stuff this guy comes up with? What a riot!

 

[Age of Empires ¶ Densetsu]

One day at school...

Oh no! Not maths again!

And Mr Hinds is such a ROTTER!!

You know you told me about the school computer club?

Yeah?

And how Mr Hinds lets everybody copy software, and even does it himself?

Well I rang F.A.S.T. and told them about it.

I'm not sure what they'll do, but they were interested.

I hope they get him.

Then I'll share the reward with you.

£1000 REWARD	FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO A PROSECUTION & CONVICTION
THIS CAMPAIGN IS ORGANISED BY ELSPA EUROPEAN LEISURE SOFTWARE PUBLISHERS ASSOCIATION	ANY INFORMATION ON PIRACY SHOULD BE PASSED TO F.A.S.T. (THE FEDERATION AGAINST SOFTWARE THEFT) TELEPHONE 071-497 8973	PIRACY IS THEFT

 

[Dryvus]

One math per person

 

[Evelyn]

I remember when i used to send people pictures of your ****.

 

[Arvenski]

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

Spoiler

How can a brown person enjoy funny internet memes, that's impossible
I am right leaning, but im not republican
bringing politics into this holy fuc lmao, maybe take a chill pill or something 

What are you, some kind of cuck? Did Tyrone email your wife's son and tell you to post this?

Jamal doesn't know how to use email, but he promised me soylent and a nintendo switch

fictional black person being made fun of, though just throwing back what was thrown at him. the name implies the person is black, the reference to soylent is an old sci-fi movie about soylent green (a food made for a dystopian socialist world, made from people), and nintendo references the abnormally high amount of consoles used in american ghettos.

the whole thing requires a decent amount of knowledge in what is being said, as a lot of the insults are partisan and seem mundane outside of certain circles.

I didn't know 30 year old boomers existed until I saw that thread.

 

[Evelyn]

I remember when i used to send people pictures of your ****.

Kid won't recognize my erect penis.

 

[Feragorn]

Along with your mom 7 other women of your family rimjobed me and I dont clean my ass.

 

[Marko͘]

 

[Kentucky 『 ＨＥＩＧＵＩ 』 James]

MemriTV

 

[BenKenobi]

The Leopard quote was better, though 

 

[Feragorn]

It was a good burn, but doesn't stand up on it's own as a sig.

 

[Cyborg Eastern European]

Probably helps if you're balls deep into tanks.
Though, in that case, so does immediate medial attention.