Serious question!

[tsuken]

James Bond. If you strip both of them of all Figments of imagination, james bond will just be a silly actor with a gun. Darth vader will just be a silly actor without a gun. Need I say more?

 

[Tera_Dragon]

...the forum member whose name I can not pronounce...

I thought it was 1337 5|>34|{ for "noobs AI bot".

Noobsaibot doesn't ring a bell?

No...

 

[Ingolifs]

Did i ever mention there was a jesus vs vader poll on the hlfallout forums?

 

[Worbah]

James Bond. If you strip both of them of all Figments of imagination, james bond will just be a silly actor with a gun. Darth vader will just be a silly actor without a gun. Need I say more?

But have you seen the way bond shoots? He doesn't aim much. And have you seen the guy who originally played Darth? Bond would be in a knot.

And if they were the characters, Vader would definitely win. No doubt about it.

 

[mike88541]

James bond below 65h 70hp Darth Vader below


(gun)
v lightsaber

-------------------------------------------------> james bond 0 hp DARTH VADER WINS got that?????

 

[billy_the_brave]

Of course darth vader would win because he'd block every shop and then cut james bonds head off

 

[Berny]

Did you know Vader was James bond Father! they even have the same british accent...

you can never kill your daddy so vader wins

 

[Flaming Eyes]

-James, I am your father....


Definitively, Anakim Skywalker. He is faster, he is stronger, he have a light saber, and the Force is with him...





PS: Sorry I bother anyone for resurecting this thread.

 

[Rando]

I believe the maximum amount of time before a topic can be resurrected is 3 days after it is buried below the first page . Regardless, Vader still wins this eternal struggle against the STD laden Bond.

 

[Sir Prince]

Hard to say, vader could get bond in the end, or bond could do one little hit that takes out something and distracts vader just enough. So, bond.

 

[Ilex]

Bond, because Vader was caught stealing bandwidth from another site and now has to suffer the consequences.

 

[Sir Saladin]

I think James Bond is blessed with such unbelievable luck that he could win against Darth Vader. Even the somewhat frail Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan versions could prevail

 

[Crazy Eyes]

Yeah, but Vader has the FORCE. Which is like, everything. On white bread.
"Um, I've-I've got a taser! AHHHHH-(zw00sh)"
"You have been owned, weakling."
Darth Vader uses the Force to piss on his corpse.

 

[Sir Saladin]

Bond luck is stronger than any force. Vader never uses a blaster which gives Bond just enough time to use his cigarette or pocket pen cyanide darts even if Bond is being Force strangled he has withstood worse torture than that . Vader doesn't wear real armor on his arms or legs he just has that helmet and iron lung. After Vader dies from the poison dart Bond says "Breathtaking."

 

[Crazy Eyes]

Vader is also from a completely different movie and a non-cliche villain, so maybe cliche luck doesn't work on him.

 

[Sir Saladin]

But no villains are cliche until they go after Bond. HEHEHE OK I give up.

 

[Crazy Eyes]

I win. I now own the rights to pissing on your bed.

 

[WipperSnipper]

Well in reality anyone could beat vader with a simple handgun , you just walk up and go "BANG" , shoot him in the head and he's dead...

The difference being that whilst vader can block those gay starwars gun energy bullet thing's , he cant obviously dodge something moving faster then sound.

And if he used the force to take his gun out of his hand then bond would just pull out one of his 900 backup gun's , or some random gun would fall down from a crack in the roof out of nowhere to his convenience.

 

[Crazy Eyes]

Well in reality anyone could beat vader with a simple handgun

Not while you're busy being choked by an invisible hand of evil.

 

[Blackfox]

vader would just trow his ligthsaber on bond you know like a bomerang

and swing bonds leg and stomach would be seperated....

and bond would scream! and little by little he would die!

does it show that i hate bond?