Cyhort
Recruit

So I just besieged a Sarrinid (sp) castle. I'd tell you which one but I can't seem to sort out all the J's and L's to get even a close approximation of the real name. Let's just call it Castle Bob. I built my siege tower and waited the requisite 15 minutes for the two people who decided that moving the siege tower toward Bob was a better way to storm the castle than running towards the walls and standing there getting shot to get the tower in position. I tried my hardest to be the first one up there but when my troops see that ramp they lose all control. I was knocked off twice in their rush to breach the walls, however I looked on with fierce pride as they ran up the ramp, approached the castle and.......promptly got stuck because they all tried to get through the same gap at the same time. I thought that maybe the enemy, in their vigorous defense of Bob may have stalled their advance but, alas, they had already killed the enemy troops that were anywhere near them. The only enemy left was their own stupidity and very tiny gap. In the end I had to stand at the base of the tower, order them to follow me, wait as they bravely backed away with their shields raised high to protect themselves from both remaining archers and get out of the damn way. Then I lept onto the ramp, ran up and finally entered the castle. My troops boldly followed me into the breach......and promptly got stuck again. Luckily I was able to dispatch the two remaining defenders and claim the castle. The only thing missing from this grand adventure was the Benny Hill theme.


