Seff vs DameGreyWulf Bickering thread

[Verbeek]

And that's what I liked about her. Once she got called out of the lesson by a sort of dean-y fellow and when she came back she made a wiping motion with her hand around her mouth.

And she once put on a new bra in class, but that was over her shirt.

All i ever got from the girls in my highschool class was friendship and *****slaps

 

[Seff]

I got sex tips from the class skank and dirty looks from the rest of them for speaking to said skank. She was very entertaining, though.

 

[Revilo]

You were doing it wrong Verbeek.

 

[FrisianDude]

She was also once kicked out of class by a weak idiot of a teacher and when she walked past his desk she grabbed his keys and dropped them in the wastebin next to the door.

Self irony is the key to awesomeness.

I wouldn't be surprised if she was dead due to suicide or some weird-ass drug experimentation, though. Then again, I do know she went to a drama school after that year she was in my class.

 

[DameGreyWulf]

@Verbeek: Clearly you were doing it wrong. Or interpreting *****slaps wrong.
I always did like hitting guys for ****s and giggles.

[edit] DAMN IT REV

 

[Verbeek]

You were doing it wrong Verbeek.

@Verbeek: Clearly you were doing it wrong. Or interpreting *****slaps wrong.
I always did like hitting guys for ****s and giggles.

[edit] DAMN IT REV

Yes my friendly approach never got me anywhere, and my hands-on approach only got me slapped...
Curse those wasted hours during class!

 

[Magorian Aximand]

The friendly thing can work, if you do it right.

 

[DameGreyWulf]

Both can if you do it right, but they'll get different types. You got to be careful there.

 

[Revilo]

Sounds like you didn't try the 'I only want you for sex grr' method. Some girls dig aggressiveness. Others are just sluts. We call them the 'jackpot'.

 

[Verbeek]

The types I was dealing with required yet another approach, but you need a car an' loads of money and patience first..

The friendly thing can work, if you do it right.

Both can if you do it right, but they'll get different types. You got to be careful there.

Indeed, but back then yet another side approach was needed, it was called patience. Yeah they were that kinda girls...

 

[Seff]

The short answer is 'women are not all the same'. That being said, you shouldn't leave your manliness behind when befriending someone - you can show passive interest without coming onto someone.

 

[DameGreyWulf]

@Rev: Depends on what you want in a girl whether it's a jackpot. That's what I meant by "be careful."
You certainly wouldn't want to hook up with a slutty girl when you're looking for something to last at least a little while. You certainly wouldn't want to hook up a loyal girl (ie, interested in a relationship) if you just want a shag buddy.

@Verbeek: Hurr, sounds to me like a bunch of braindead matter, but if that's what you're going for...

@Seff: Yes, passive interest is good so that people don't end up like that sad story picture of yours.

 

[Revilo]

@ Dame Why not? Both situations can be solved easily, you just gotta be a harsh bastard and be prepared that they are out of the future pool of potential candidates.

 

[Verbeek]

This was 4 years ago, and my techniques and women of choice have certainly improved, thank you.. 

EDIT: shagging a loyal girl is kinda great, but they keep coming back, hungry and in love, whilst you're through with them

 

[Seff]

I'm thinking more active than that, yet not so active that it gets in the way of friendship unless it's going somewhere.

 

[Do not look here]

In four pages it morphed into
            Go Ask Seff/DameGreyWulf

The day that Taleworlds Forum will stop surprising me will be the day of my cold and silent death.

 

[Revilo]

Just remember the rule: 1/2 your age + 7 is acceptable.

 

[DameGreyWulf]

@ Dame Why not? Both situations can be solved easily, you just gotta be a harsh bastard and be prepared that they are out of the future pool of potential candidates.

I dunno if being a harsh bastard would matter much to the slut, but, yes, I know, which is why I said "be careful." What if he wanted the girls to come back some day, or at least speak to him again?

@Seff: Yes.  Good man.



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[me=DameGreyWulf]does a quick calculation.[/me]

Ah, my girlfriend counts then! Well, almost, close enough.

 

[Seff]

In four pages it morphed into
            Go Ask Seff/DameGreyWulf

The day that Taleworlds Forum will stop surprising me will be the day of my cold and silent death.

The inherent expertise has been recognized, I see.

 

[DameGreyWulf]

Oh, just think, our own talk show, but a thread!