Seff has teh HErpz!

[lumikant]

I herd him say hey got teh herpz this one time.

[01:48]Seff: I HAEV TEH HERPZ

IRC NEVAR LIES!

 

[Seff]

D-':<

 

[Pavlov]

Further proof...



<Pavlov> so you do admit to having sores on your ****!
<Seff> Yes

 

[DSparil]

I got the crabs once, about 2 years ago. It wasn't nice. I feel your pain Seff.

 

[Nightblade+--]

What friendly banter.

 

[Nash]

IIRC, isn't the stat something like 3/4 of people get herpes at some point?

Or maybe it was 1/4....

Ah **** it, I don't have crabs so I don't particularly care.

 

[Seff]

I don't have herpes, dammit!

They're just fapping sores. Happens all the time, really!

 

[Gculk]

I don't have herpes! 

 

[Nightblade+--]

I don't have herpes, dammit!

They're just fapping sores. Happens all the time, really!

So you have recurring herpes.

 

[ArabArcher35]

I don't have herpes, dammit!

They're just fapping sores. Happens all the time, really!

I remember when I was, like, 12, and I went on jerk marathons because I was 12 and bored. **** fap sores.

 

[Seff]

I make my own herpes!

 

[Janus]

So you beat your **** like it owes you money?

 

[Pavlov]

So you beat your **** like it owes you money?

Sometimes he beats other dicks too.

 

[Gculk]

*spit-takes chocolate milk, covering everything in chocoolatey goodness*

Wait.  Wait wait wait.  Janus?  I expected it to be locked when I saw you had posted here!

 

[Equus]

Putting this in Off-Topic just doesn't quite do it justice...

 

[Seff]

So you beat your **** like it owes you money?

Only proper way to do it, mista.

Sometimes he beats other dicks too.

You've had your turn with Kobrag, you don't need my supervision.

 

[mrcrotch]

Sorry to hear.

 

[Shiro]

I have crabs every fortnight at the very least. They're great with cheese.

 

[Raz]

Cheese as in yeast infection? Right..?

 

[Shiro]

...
yeah.
=_=