Secret Embarrsing stories

[Ingolifs]

When i was about 9, i was reading a monty python book in bed. My granny came in to tuck me in, and i asked her what an orgasm was. She gave me a very disapproving look and said it's something that adults do.

 

[Berny]

if youve ever listend to the song Hashpipe by weezer..well yea

i was about 9 (like the others posted) or when ever the cd first came out...
i was really into them at the time but anyways...me and my mom went to buy and were listeing to it on the way home... i played the song hashpipe and after the song was finished i asked my mom that my brother saud he had hashpipe... she smacked me across the face and went berserk on me i had no idea what the problem was untill i got home to see my brother

EDIT: not really embarrising more like brutal...

 

[Temujin]

after my surgery I had this tube in my mini me, so I hadn't been using that for a few weeks, and when it came out. the nurse came to wash me and I "stained" the bed and a bit of her arm, seconds after she touched me.

 

[Berny]

ohhh man cathaters suck.....
(i think thats how its spelled)

 

[Nairagorn]

I'm pretty sure, if I ever have to have a catheter put in, that I'll just ask them to kill me.

 

[Temujin]

well you sleep, and you wake up with that thing, it's not like they told me they where going to give me one

 

[Ilex]

after my surgery I had this tube in my mini me, so I hadn't been using that for a few weeks, and when it came out. the nurse came to wash me and I "stained" the bed and a bit of her arm, seconds after she touched me.

That's something to get kicks out of, not to be embarrased.

 

[Juno]

...sounds like you have strange fetishes for pissing on people... there are people out there to help you, ilex

 

[Temujin]

...sounds like you have strange fetishes for pissing on people... there are people out there to help you, ilex

the stains where not from pissing

 

[Juno]

....oh lol then i agree with ilex depends really... how old was she? (approx)

 

[Ilex]

Temujin might be our new winner candidate. Both Rando's and his stories are pretty embarrasing, but which one to victory?

 

[Temujin]

....oh lol then i agree with ilex depends really... how old was she? (approx)

she was a student nurse, so in her early 20's

 

[weltonia]

Rando man thats quite a story, had me in stitches

 

[Juno]

....oh lol then i agree with ilex depends really... how old was she? (approx)

she was a student nurse, so in her early 20's

thats not bad then but still.... at least she wasnt like 50 or a man !! now that would have been funny

 

[Temujin]

....oh lol then i agree with ilex depends really... how old was she? (approx)

she was a student nurse, so in her early 20's

thats not bad then but still.... at least she wasnt like 50 or a man !! now that would have been funny

if she was 50 or a man, I'd have killed myself

 

[Juno]

lol

 

[pzler]

try being awake while you get a tube in your BIEEEEEB. trust me that's hell. and the guy who puts it there tries to reasure you by talking about school.
(happended to me)

my embarresed moment was this. i was drunk and under influence of other substances when i trew up and took a **** over an entire irish pub..... i hit everyting exept the toilet and was dragd out by bouncers. friends had to clean me with a garden hose and bring me home

...........never again


but a question. you realy emptied your balls on the nurse???????
damn how did she react?
i want details!

 

[Temujin]

your story.. i feel sorry for your friends lol

to answer your questions: yes I did. and I felt verry embarassed, lucky for me, she was verry understanding. she understood that my spudnik had been inactive for 6 weeks, and that I was a healthy young man. I guess my euh..euh...sorry....*about to cry..... helped too. she just cleaned up and enquired about my car accident. I guess she was getting used to these things. they happen a lot to nurses. together with annoying patients touching them at inapropriate places and harassing them.

I had a lady friend who was studying to become a nurse at an old folks home, and she complained a lot on how those guys get boners and make nasty remarks or sugestive smiles

they have a tough job really. some patients are sick perverts. I even saw once on the news that in Gent a nurse was raped by two guys.

 

[ShadowofDeath92]

My embarrasment.



It was a hangover day and i was going to get water to clear my head.....well my head got cleared in the wrong way.

I did a backflip and landed on my feet.Everyone laughed at me.........i saw why.

I did'nt do a backflip i was hit......by a..........................................car and flipped over

 

[Juno]

**** ! did that not really hurt?