Secret Embarrsing stories

[Berny]

Well jsut post your story or something of an emabarrsing moment in your life...

Mine would consist of me drinking a couple beers...(a lot of them) and i was hitting on a girl in a bar we went outside to talk a little more and she gave me her number...my friends were with me and snapped a picture... to my much much much dismay i was talking to a guy with a beard and nose rings...ive never been to a bar since....

i guess its true what they say if you reach down for a slab of butter just make sure theres no butter knife there either(if any of you get that)



((try and beat the story of each persons post))

 

[Sina]

I wonder if any one can beat this:

When I was three years old, I missed the bathroom by one room and peed on my brother's library. Only got one book.

edit: I wasn't three, more like five - six I guess, which makes it even more emberassing.

 

[Lost-Lamb]

Last summer I ran a charity race in lepard thongs and sneakers, was hilarius

 

[Rando]

::proceeds to burn eyes out at thoughts of lost lamb::

I would probably post a story here eventually, as soon as I can dig through all of this repression.

 

[Lost-Lamb]

Scary ain't it? too bad I've misplaced my cd with pics of it

 

[Nairagorn]

Dear god, probably be better if it's never found again...

One time in the dorms I got massivley hammered and passed out while taking a dump, got woken up by the janitor at like 8:00 in the morning

 

[Berny]

im surprised pavlov has not posted here...

youd think hed have the most emberassing of all

 

[n00854180t]

i guess its true what they say if you reach down for a slab of butter just make sure theres no butter knife there either(if any of you get that)

Bloody hell that's a disgusting analogy.

 

[Pavlov]

I think it was funny

 

[Chaos Llama]

I was going door to door selling popcorn once, and I starting pissing myself on some guy's doorstep. We just stared at each other then I ran away. Once I fell asleep in class and when I woke up everyone was laughing at me cause I had apparently started snoring. It wasn't even my period anymore.

 

[Pavlov]

Ahh, i've had a similar problem while falling asleep in class once, only mine was completly different. I fell asleep and... was awoken by loud laughter, I still half asleep looked around, didn't know wtf was going on. Then I looked at my friend Sarah, asked her.

Me- wtf is going on?
Her- *looks at me*
Her- *points to my crotch*
Me- *sporting a huge, very visible boner*
Me- ohhh... I see...
Me- *lil john like "yeeeeeeahhh"*


They were impressed

 

[Chaos Llama]

Kinda like when I was walking behind my friend Emma on a tour not watching where I was going, and I ran right into the back of her, then the whole line of people moved in behind me and I couldn't get off her... she's just like "Hi Tyler"

 

[Pavlov]

im surprised pavlov has not posted here...

youd think hed have the most emberassing of all

I have tons bro, I just did my best over the years to block them out. Don't worry, as I remember them i'll be sure to keep posting them. My therapist sais talking about my issues is a good way to deal with them.

 

[Rando]

I guess I'll share my boner story since that is the current trend.

So I am flying across the freaking country to New Mexico (I used to live there, visiting family and such) and I decide to sleep on the plane. The girl that sat next to me was so hot and we actually talked for about an hour before I decided that I really needed to take a nap (I stayed up all night). Apart from "that sort of thing" happening naturally while I am sleeping, I am also, uh, "thinking" of her. Things are going nicely until I wake up to a banshee's wail of, "JESUS CHRIST!." I saw my "tent", saw her glaring at it, put two and two together and decided to say in a very jokingly manner, "At least it didn't go off! ha ha"... Now you need to realize that we are on a plane and people are already nervous about flying. So for those who didn't know what was going on, they just heard a woman scream and me saying something very suggestive. Flight attendants and "brave passengers" (maybe air marshalls I couldn't really tell) are starting to close in around me. So I have to explain to everyone what was going on and had to be searched again when I got off the plane. I was pretty mortified and I'm guessing the girl was eager to leave as well.

 

[Ragnarok]

I'm a pool jumper by nature and I was having a run up on my biggest pool yet and "Ouch!" (I said a lot more than that!(I am male(That might make u understand(Oh There was a big audience(Naturaly they all left when it happened(exept my invisible girl(who kissed me(I think I'm drinking too much.))))))))

 

[Nairagorn]

So I have to explain to everyone what was going on and had to be searched again when I got off the plane.

Daaaaamn. Rando wins

 

[Sina]

Yes that story is quite unbeatable considering the number of people that Rando has seen for the first time. That might even have been into news which would make it an unbeatable emberassment case by any means.

 

[Rando]

I can only hope it was never in the news. However, just because my story is "winning" right now, I encourage others to post they're stories here so I don't feel like a total pud. Oh and the more I think about it, I shouldn't be the thread winner because my story wasn't really secret as there were probably 100 witnesses and they probably told everyone they know, etc etc.

I really hope that the impact I make on the world isn't limited to, "Hey dude, did you ever hear the Boner Bomb terrorist?"

 

[Berny]

I really hope that the impact I make on the world isn't limited to, "Hey dude, did you ever hear the Boner Bomb terrorist?"

^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Juno]

when i was about 9-10 i heard the word 'cliterous' in a song and i asked my mum what it ment.... she looked at me horrified and hit me... it was about 2 years later i understand why so embarrassing !